The things we do for our loved ones...

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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...that's it!...quote political rhetoric to the bushes-and the fruit will fall off from sheer boredom, and Shazam!-you'll be gone in no time...
Yeah, but I fear they'll spoil in the process. :)

But the gods have answered my prayers.One of my daughters is on a sleepover now so the berry pickinpalloza has been postponed.

Unfortunately my lovely wife has informed me she has invited some of her family over. I am expected to go swimming for the first time
this year with her in the pool. I need to play horseshoes, beanbags and volleyball. And I have to BBQ. I don't know what I've done to be so loved. :(
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Cambridge, Ohio
Yeah, but I fear they'll spoil in the process. :)

But the gods have answered my prayers.One of my daughters is on a sleepover now so the berry pickinpalloza has been postponed.

Unfortunately my lovely wife has informed me she has invited some of her family over. I am expected to go swimming for the first time
this year with her in the pool. I need to play horseshoes, beanbags and volleyball. And I have to BBQ. I don't know what I've done to be so loved. :(
...at least you've been spared the depths of hell badminton game.....
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
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The High Seas
:laugh: Reminds me of my mishap with two (full) cans of house paint. A girlfriend (not like that) and I had a paint war one day when we were flatting. (19 yrs old) We didn't read the cans, barely looked at them. By the end of it we were covered from head to toe in this ghastly pink(ish) colour.
Once it had dried (not a very comfortable feeling) we did read the cans. Oh sh1t. We jumped into a river... zero effect. Next, we went to a local gas station and bought a few litres of petrol... and a scrubbing brush. We spent hours and lost quite a bit of skin...
We were drunk when the paint went on... and high (petrol fumes) as it was coming off. I have NO idea how we lived through that. (I was a smoker back then... can't remember if I tried to light up or not, I'm guessing not.)
The paint was in our hair for months... :laugh: Ahhh youth.
It hurts, doesn't it? I'm surprised I wasn't just weeping blood. I walked around with primer on me for a good 2 weeks before I finally got it all off.