Things Men Can Say To A Woman Guaranteed To Start WWIII.

[Sigmund]

Good evening.

Gentlemen, I would STRONGLY suggest you not say the following to a woman unless, you want to start a war you CANNOT win. Ha!

"Are you on your period?"

"You're PMSing."

And the mother-load: "You're just like your mother."



You have been warned!

Peace.

 

[Grandpa]

"Would you shut these kids up and get dinner started?" That always works.

"Have you gained weight?"

Spoiler

Men, I am sorry to spoil your dreams, but "Hey, you awake?" is not foreplay. Trust me on this.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Oh boy, this is a minefield of a thread. SwiftDog is heading for the door...........

 

[Sigmund]

"Would you shut these kids up and get dinner started?" That always works.

"Have you gained weight?"

Spoiler

Men, I am sorry to spoil your dreams, but "Hey, you awake?" is not foreplay. Trust me on this.

Yesssh!!!

Peace.

 

[CriticAndProud]

I'd better start taking notes, save myself some pain in the future.

 

[Sigmund]

I'm looking forward to Out of Order replying!

And I can just see him starting a thread, "What Men Want Women To Know!"

Bring it! (You know I'm just kidding.)

Peace.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I'm looking forward to Out of Order replying!

And I can just see him starting a thread, "What Men Want Women To Know!"

Bring it! (You know I'm just kidding.)

Peace.

It won't be a very long thread though, yar?

1) Bring beer

2) Nothing's wrong

 

[FlakeNoir]

It won't be a very long thread though, yar?

1) Bring beer

2) Nothing's wrong

I forgot (3) three...

3) Any time is a good time

 

[DiO'Bolic]

"Yes Dear."

"Did you even listen to what I said?"

"Ahhhh... no, not really."

 

[fljoe0]

Good Morning

 

[FlakeNoir]

Good Morning

But... did you try it with coffee and a back rub?

 

[Out of Order]

I do.

 

[Becks19]

Good evening.

Gentlemen, I would STRONGLY suggest you not say the following to a woman unless, you want to start a war you CANNOT win. Ha!

"Are you on your period?"

"You're PMSing."

And the mother-load: "You're just like your mother."



You have been warned!

Peace.

Siggy, How about.." Is that what you're wearing??"

 

[fljoe0]

Siggy, How about.." Is that what you're wearing??"

Women can hand that line out with no problem but they can't take it.

 

[Becks19]

Women can hand that line out with no problem but they can't take it.

Nah, We just naturally have better fashion sense than most men.......and how dare you question it!

 

[misery chastain loves co.]

Please don't ask was that good for you and then start crying

 

[GNTLGNT]

...you DID something with your hair?....

 

[carrie's younger brother]

Nah, We just naturally have better fashion sense than most men.......and how dare you question it!

Hmmmmm... really?

 

[Out of Order]

Mmmmmmmmmm. This is better than McDonald's.

I'll be watching football all afternoon, that can wait.

Is that a new scent or is the skunk back in the yard?

 

[Sundrop]

...you DID something with your hair?....

That's still better than him looking at one of your clients in church, and saying that LaVerne's hair looks like she stirred it with an eggbeater!!! True story......

......might be part of the reason I divorced his sorry a$$!!