Things Men Can Say To A Woman Guaranteed To Start WWIII.
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....who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?.....
Hmmmmm... really?
ugh I have no words for that first outfit. It's like some kind of horrid toga gone wrong!
I can still remember that short-lived add campaign for women's sanitary products and their slogan:
Have a Happy period!!
Have a Happy period!!
That always made me laugh those adverts with women skydiving and stuff on their periods. As if ! I mean, I don't know about other women but I know I certainly don't feel like skydiving or sailing when the English pay me a visit ( French expression, don't ask) . I just want to curl up with a hot chocolate and forget about the world and life in general. So yeah, happy period my ass!
Someone texting or using their cell phone on a date with me will start WWIII, guaranteed.
Are you going to do anything today?
(this said after I have done a bazillion things.)
And for the record, I am much more dangerous when I get quiet than if I started yelling.
(this said after I have done a bazillion things.)
And for the record, I am much more dangerous when I get quiet than if I started yelling.
It had to be a man that dreamed that up. Had to be!That always made me laugh those adverts with women skydiving and stuff on their periods. As if ! I mean, I don't know about other women but I know I certainly don't feel like skydiving or sailing when the English pay me a visit ( French expression, don't ask) . I just want to curl up with a hot chocolate and forget about the world and life in general. So yeah, happy period my ass!
Stop that. Jimmy Johnson *pulled* that one on me. I had no clue.
(He also showed us how to light farts.)
Peace.
You are not a well person!(How's your foot? Please say you have been to the doctors.)
Peace.
Stop that. Jimmy Johnson *pulled* that one on me. I had no clue.
(He also showed us how to light farts.)
Peace.
Jimmy Johnson? The former coach of the Dallas Cowboys and Survivor contestant? I always knew he was a bit of a shyt, but this proves it!! LOL
Thanks... I think.
(How's your foot? Please say you have been to the doctors.)
Peace.
Foot is okay. I’m in a “Boot.” Swelling is down. Foot is purple and yellow from the torn ligaments. And since the doctor said no surgery is needed and the foot will eventually heal itself even if I do nothing, I’m taking it as there is no reason for the his follow-up visits or the therapy he wants me to get.
Thanks... I think.
Foot is okay. I’m in a “Boot.” Swelling is down. Foot is purple and yellow from the torn ligaments. And since the doctor said no surgery is needed and the foot will eventually heal itself even if I do nothing, I’m taking it as there is no reason for the his follow-up visits or the therapy he wants me to get.
Yeah, that one. 
Peace.
Leave me alone~~~
His wife, Cindy, was a saint.
Jimmy got bit by a racoon. When he didn't show up for a follow up doctors appointment, police came and got his butt and took him in for observation (rabies).
Peace.
Leave me alone~~~
His wife, Cindy, was a saint.
Jimmy got bit by a racoon. When he didn't show up for a follow up doctors appointment, police came and got his butt and took him in for observation (rabies).
Peace.
How did the raccoon make out?