Things Mr. King Will Not Do For You......

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blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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He will not conduct the Berlin Philharmonic in "The Nutcracker Suite" along your route to work.

He will not read you to sleep if you refuse to reveal to him your middle name.

He will sense you.

He will not misspell any word on your behalf.

He will not take your jalapeños.
 

Lily Sawyer

B-ReadAndWed
Jun 27, 2009
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South Carolina
He will not personally sign your novel unless you meet him at a book-signing event or a con.
He does not have the time to read one of your stories or listen to one of your story ideas.
He will not "make an exception" for you because, then, he would have to make exceptions for everyone.
He really does not care if you dislike the ending of some of his books or the swear words in them. He writes for himself ...the honest way any writer should write.
The only way Mr. King can make your life richer is by reaching out to you with his writings. In order to keep HIS life richer, he needs his privacy and family time.

Just so that you know. Nuff said. :lurve:

Well, crap. No steak for him and Mrs. K. next time they're in town.