And for something completely different... I'll start with something said to me:
"I'll have you castrated!"
"I'll have you castrated!"
Things you can say to your Dog AND your Boyfriend.
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You had a girlfriend who spoke to her dog that way?!?
LOL. Yup. Take a dump in a pair of her Jimmy Choo's one time and there was no going back.
Okay, but what did the dog do?LOL. Yup. Take a dump in a pair of her Jimmy Choo's one time and there was no going back.
You're married? Fascinating.
LOL. The dog got blamed... and I'm sticking to the story.
As Reggie Hammond was wont to say, the generosity of women has never ceased to amaze me.
Women are generous to you? Amazing.
...stop digging at yerself on the damn couch!...
Stop asking, "Are you going to eat that?".
Everything, right? I mean, is there something she can tell her dog that she can't tell her boyfriend? Other than maybe, "Don't go in the house! Go outside!"
I mean, pretty much I got nuthin.
I mean, pretty much I got nuthin.
...get back in the dog box!....(I never leave)....
