This morning I was in and out in a flash. Woke up...dark, wife sleeping, so I get dressed in the dark. Reach for a sock, sit on the bed, kink a leg and a cramp hits. I never moved so fast! I'm hopping across the carpet on one leg, pinching my nose like there's no tomorrow and I can't stand the smell of now. Surprised the wife didn't hear me. She just left, cardio drumming or something. Always running late. I'd made the corner at the top of the stairs, nothing on but one sock, and that only part-way.
This isn't working! I think, pinching my nose...the cramp right on the inside of my left thigh. I give it one good final twork, really squeezing this time until I can feel the pain. As I release my nose, the cramp in my thigh went away. Didn't have to go pee anymore, either. No time at all! as the song has it. No time at all!