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GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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My bathroom time depends on what I am doing in there. A typical wee, shower, toothbrush and hair combo will take approx 25 minutes. Any extras will take longer.

Because I'm worth it.
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danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
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Kentucky
5 minutes for the poop, 5 minutes for the shower. No grooming as I shave in the shower. Brush the teeth and I'm outta there. The first 5 minutes are variable and dependent upon the difficulty of the task at hand.
mal,
What has happened? I didn't expect this talk from you.
 

TheRedQueen

And Crazy Housewife
Dec 3, 2014
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Women wouldn't take so long in the shower if men didn't insist upon us looking like newborn mice...when you have to shave, like, ninety percent of your body, it's takes a while.

Then, of course, there's women like me who shower in boiling lava and stay in it until it becomes something approaching "normal" temperature. That's too cold, so we get out.

Speaking of men, I had a stepbrother who was notorious for being late to get-togethers because he would spend so long in the shower. Then there was a co-worker who would take "bathroom breaks" that lasted half an hour.

And they say women are weird...