Three Wishes

[blunthead]

You found an Arabian lamp. You polish it. A...thing...comes emerges out of it. You've recovered, you realize the thing is a person (a young, blonde, wholesome-looking, vixen-like no-navel babe). She grants you three wishes. What are they...?

1. I wish I could recall the thought I had 20 seconds ago.

2. I wish for...a million dollars...no wait...!

3. I wish Atlanta cellphone drivers would get the hell outta the way.

 

[Out of Order]

1. Beer

2. Jerk Pork

3. Three More Wishes

 

[blunthead]

1. Beer

2. Jerk Pork

3. Three More Wishes

Aha! A lover of Pi.

 

[KingAHolic]

You found an Arabian lamp. You polish it. A...thing...comes emerges out of it. You've recovered, you realize the thing is a person (a young, blonde, wholesome-looking, vixen-like no-navel babe). She grants you three wishes. What are they...?

1. I wish I could recall the thought I had 20 seconds ago.

2. I wish for...a million dollars...no wait...!

3. I wish Atlanta cellphone drivers would get the hell outta the way.

... just don't wish for a million bucks.....

I guess I'm supposed to come up with humorous answers, pfft.

1. Preside over congress and able to say or do whatever I want without being arrested or taken away in a straight jacket.
2. Run my own cable TV show and just sit there and talk about whatever I want and have on who ever I want to have on
3. Become a living tree (like the ticket oak) for just one day and prank people in a park

 

[skimom2]

1) Health for those I care about, including peace in their minds and hearts
2) enough money not to worry about regular life expenses
3) I can't think of a third!

 

[blunthead]

1) Health for those I care about, including peace in their minds and hearts
2) enough money not to worry about regular life expenses
3) I can't think of a third!

3) CRS Syndrome cure

 

[Ashcrash]

3) CRS Syndrome cure

Vast amount of literary knowledge
vast amount of wealth
Vast amount of freedom

 

[blunthead]

1) A world without pain.

2) A cure for all disease.

3) An extinction of Barney.

 

[Ashcrash]

Infinite wisdom
Infinite ability
Infinite possibilities

 

[skimom2]

3) CRS Syndrome cure

Works for me!

 

[blunthead]

Works for me!

It does? Send me the link.

 

[do1you9love?]

You found an Arabian lamp. You polish it. A...thing...comes emerges out of it. You've recovered, you realize the thing is a person (a young, blonde, wholesome-looking, vixen-like no-navel babe). She grants you three wishes. What are they...?

1. I wish I could recall the thought I had 20 seconds ago.

2. I wish for...a million dollars...no wait...!

3. I wish Atlanta cellphone drivers would get the hell outta the way.

1) Good health for me and my loved ones
2) Debt free and able to quit my job
3) Money enough to travel to the 2016 King Con and bring along anyone else who was low on funds!

 

[blunthead]

1) Good health for me and my loved ones
2) Debt free and able to quit my job
3) Money enough to travel to the 2016 King Con and bring along anyone else who was low on funds!

(((((love 19)))))

 

[doowopgirl]

1. A bottomless bank accout
2. A magic wand to make all governments actually work for the good of the people who elected them
3. Make sure I get a chance to meet SK and get him to sign my copy of the extended version of The Stand.

 

[do1you9love?]

(((((love 19)))))

Does this mean you will stop trying to hit me over the head with a skillet?

 

[blunthead]

Does this mean you will stop trying to hit me over the head with a skillet?

Does what mean that? Damn.

 

[Kurben]

That healthproblems disappear for all (just think, both me and my fellow mans illnesses vamooses)
Enough wealth to not have to worry overmuch about money for the next 30 years so i could concentrate onreading, writing and some travelling for relaxation now and then.
A good working platform from where i could write my articles and put them outon the internet for the interested.

 

[bobledrew]

1. Twenty minutes on the phone with Stephen King
2. To only experience winter when I wanted to
3. More time with the people I care about and who care about me.

 

[bobledrew]

That healthproblems disappear for all (just think, both me and my fellow mans illnesses vamooses)
Enough wealth to not have to worry overmuch about money for the next 30 years so i could concentrate onreading, writing and some travelling for relaxation now and then.
A good working platform from where i could write my articles and put them outon the internet for the interested.

Try Medium for number 3, Kurben: Medium

 

[blunthead]

That healthproblems disappear for all (just think, both me and my fellow mans illnesses vamooses)
Enough wealth to not have to worry overmuch about money for the next 30 years so i could concentrate onreading, writing and some travelling for relaxation now and then.
A good working platform from where i could write my articles and put them outon the internet for the interested.

I wish that for you, too.