I was not asked to be a tester..............
The toilet papers that top Consumer Reports’ tests - Yahoo
The toilet papers that top Consumer Reports’ tests - Yahoo
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You were not asked because Yahoo knew that your facilities were.....
I stay with Scotts because it is septic safe, is slighty scratchy (so I can feel it when it cleans back there) and is cost effective. We`ve tried softer, fluffier and poofier, but always go back to the basics.
Yes, we really CAN discuss anything here between friends.
Yes, we really CAN discuss anything here between friends.
I have to have the poofier factor. As well as good adherence.........
I will not use poofier in another sentence today, by the way........
I will not use poofier in another sentence today, by the way........
Poofier is a hard word to fit in a regular sentence. I like the Angel soft myself. It also seems to be septic tank friendly.
Did you guys in the States have the same toilet paper we did, in junior school? I swear it was tracing paper. It didn't wipe, so much as skid.
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll... or you're taking sh!t from some a$$hole.
Why is toilet paper like the starship Enterprise?
Because it goes past Uranus and wipes out the Klingons.
When I first heard that joke, I thought it was mildly funny and not my style. I've not repeated it. Until now. Thank you, Out of Order, for giving me a forum to finally purge that thing. The joke, I mean.
I love that joke . . .I heard it a few years ago and posted it on the old board. It got a lot of laughs!
...like, why the hell do you have MY terlet paper?????....
...at the prison, we use paper made by inmates in Ohio Penal Industries...swear to the Man Jesus that you could use it for headstone rubbings, or come to think of it-it might well grind down the granite....owee, owee, owee....
I prefer Charmin or Cottonelle......but when finances are tight, I buy the "comparable store brand"
I can't remember the brand name, but it has kittens on it. Wiped right out of my memory.
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Notice, Temporarily Out of Order...We apologize for the incontinence.
Notice, Temporarily Out of Order...We apologize for the incontinence.