Total eclipse of the heart

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staropeace

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kingricefan

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danie said:
The totality was amazing! Nighttime dark, crickets chirping, frogs ribbeting, the black coin of the sun surrounded by the brilliant ring of light. Gorgeous. I did hear one bird say WTF, but he was shushed by a motherly cow.
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Someone just sent me this meme:
I'd like to thank
whomever told my
mom that WTF
means 'wow that's fantastic'.
Her texts are so
much more fun now.
;-D
 
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GNTLGNT

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The idiot is IN
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Dana Jean said:
Okay. Since he went and invited ya'all, we will take you in. But remember,

1. Tamara's his girl.
2. I'm first b*tch
3. Remember the following and all will be well.

"Your clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Dana Jean, head b*tch and floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... the box."
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....I thought about replying "I'd love spending a night in your box".....but then people would be shocked and appalled-so I'm glad I didn't.....
 
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GNTLGNT

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Dana Jean said:
I'm in the 98 percent range. As I watch all these beep beeps loading up campers and spending a ton of money, not to mention the traffic headaches, to watch 2 minutes of an eclipse for 2 percent more bang for their bucks. Doesn't make a lick of sense to me.

I can sit in my backyard for free and see 98 percent! 98! Why go to the hassle for 2 minutes of 100%?[/QUOTE]



....TWSS!!!!!!!!!!...
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GNTLGNT

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Dana Jean said:
Oh, I had no misconceptions. But it was dark here and the street lights came on. Very eerie indeed.
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....the light around here looked pretty "flat".....they shut prison ops down for a couple of hours so no movement would happen on the yard....cuz, one or more of those geniuses woulda blinded themselves.....
 
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ghost19

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Dana Jean said:
Okay. Since he went and invited ya'all, we will take you in. But remember,

1. Tamara's his girl.
2. I'm first b*tch
3. Remember the following and all will be well.

"Your clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Dana Jean, head b*tch and floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in... the box."
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I must have missed this one earlier...lmao :clap::idea::lol:
 
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