Two truths about yourself, one lie about yourself

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Dana Jean

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1. I was in a pool tournament.

2. I had a doctor's wife tell me her husband was writing about me in his journals.

3. I have ridden a cutting horse and was involved in a cattle round up.
 

Doc Creed

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1. I was once struck by lightning when fishing in Florida with my grandfather.

2. I pushed my infant sister out a window when I was two.

3. I never went to Kindergarten.
 
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ghost19

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1. Some of my relatives were involved in the murder of several state revenue officers back during prohibition.

2. I can name all the U.S. Presidents in chronological order in less than a minute.

3. I once hit a target with a .308 rifle from 1,000 yards out.
 

ghost19

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Lol...I was a little Damien. I threw my ball out the window and when she peered out the open window I pushed her diapered bum and said, "Go get it."
LOL. I put one of those toy tonka trucks in my younger sister's hair one time. It was the kind you turn the switch on the bottom to "on" and the wheels start spinning. It wrapped her hair up so tight, she ran into the kitchen screaming for my mom, too panicked to turn it off. My mom couldn't figure it out either, so I'm rolling on the floor laughing hysterically until the old man got involved. Hilarity did not ensue.
 

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LOL. I put one of those toy tonka trucks in my younger sister's hair one time. It was the kind you turn the switch on the bottom to "on" and the wheels start spinning. It wrapped her hair up so tight, she ran into the kitchen screaming for my mom, too panicked to turn it off. My mom couldn't figure it out either, so I'm rolling on the floor laughing hysterically until the old man got involved. Hilarity did not ensue.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I literally laughed out loud. Man, that is funny. I had some of those.