Unrealistic Personal Goals (I Intend To...)

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blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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How deluded can we get...?

I intend to convince Dana Jean that goats, especially baby pygmy ones, are repulsive.

I intend to help GNT choose a diet void of cookies.

I intend to see to it that Sunny confesses to having shoved at least one individual off of at least one hotel.
 

blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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Atlanta GA
I intend to convince sK never to allow a certain employee to...forsake her job duties.

I intend to induce xocolatophobia (the fear of chocolate) in Flake.

I intend to convince CRs that Kubrick's Shining is the best possible adaptation of sK's novel.
 
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kingricefan

All-being, keeper of Space, Time & Dimension.
Jul 11, 2006
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Spokane, WA
I am going to convince all of you to give me all of your money.
I am going to convince all of you that Pet Semetary is, indeed, a comedy.
I am going to convince Marsha to take on a second job as the Kar-trash-ians PA.
I am going to convince Tabitha King to publish another book by renting and/or erecting billboards all over Bangor that say: Publish the book, Tabby!
 

FlakeNoir

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Apr 11, 2006
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New Zealand
Chocolate is scary.
Chocolate is scary.
Chocolate is scary.
Chocolate is scary.
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