Want to be an Astronaut?

[Dana Jean]

NASA will be hiring starting December 14th. Watch video for requirements.

NASA is hiring astronauts. Do you qualify?

I could not be an astronaut. Damn you math!!!!!!

 

[blunthead]

NASA will be hiring starting December 14th. Watch video for requirements.

NASA is hiring astronauts. Do you qualify?

I could not be an astronaut. Damn you math!!!!!!

Why must an astronaut apply?

 

[Dana Jean]

Why must an astronaut apply?

You get hired to BECOME an astronaut.

 

[fljoe0]

NASA will be hiring starting December 14th. Watch video for requirements.

NASA is hiring astronauts. Do you qualify?

I could not be an astronaut. Damn you math!!!!!!

I only qualify as a NASA crash test dummy.

 

[Dana Jean]

 

[summer_sky]

I'd travel into space!

 

[blunthead]

NASA is hiring astronauts. Do you qualify?

No they aren't.

 

[Kurben]

I wouldnt want to be an astronaut......

 

[summer_sky]

I wouldnt want to be an astronaut......

Why not, Kurben?

 

[Kurben]

Just not interested at all. And imagine it is a lot of hard work along with the sights. But as a charter flight perhaps in the fancy hotel Luna`???? (also bad at physics....) If I could come along as ship historian certainly!!!

 

[Spideyman]

I get motion sick just backing the car out of the driveway. No thank you!

 

[kingricefan]

I get motion sick just backing the car out of the driveway. No thank you!

But, luv, rockets don't have reverse......

 

[kingricefan]

I don't even like flying anymore, so this is a no for me.

 

[king family fan]

No space for me.

 

[blunthead]

I get motion sick just backing the car out of the driveway. No thank you!

So, you live on a houseboat.

 

[blunthead]

No space for me.

You're not that big.

 

[blunthead]

I don't even like flying anymore, so this is a no for me.

But your love for floating balances you out.

 

[blunthead]

But, luv, rockets don't have reverse......

Just wait til you're 50.

 

[kingricefan]

You're not that big.

 

[kingricefan]

Just wait til you're 50.

I passed that milestone a few years back. But, don't tell anyone!