1. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
Me. Bow, lowly peasant scum.
2. What is one thing you will never do again?
Discuss the phrase "semen transplants" near a teacher.
3. Who was your first crush?
That's a long and tragic tale...*gets out violin and starts playing sad music*. I'll just say it did NOT go as planned.
4. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
I'd write it in invisible ink, just to piss people off.
5. Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest?
Speech.
6. What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
A camera, a computer, and a power source of some kind to power said computer.
7. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Apparently. I call B.S. on that.
8. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1-2.
9. If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to?
Hopefully future me will travel to right now and tell me if my damn movie is gonna get finished.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how funny do you think you are?
It depends on your sense of humour I 'spose.