Weekly Survey

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CriticAndProud

Not actually dead, just very inactive.
Aug 26, 2013
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1. Hoo-ha ! Those damn (fascists) have taken over your place of residence, and surrounding areas ! What will you do ?!
I'll do an Ash, and make myself a chainsaw hand.

2. Why do you like doing these weekly surveys ?
Interesting questions that help us get to know each other better

3. Would you ever like to have something of yours published (book, film, whatever) ?
Hell yes. In fact, *cough *cough* self-promotion *cough* *cough*

4. How much money would you accept to shave all your hair off and be bald for a year (or, if already bald, wear an afro wig for a year) ? I'd do it if I was allowed to introduce myself as Billy Corgan.

5. Would you rather be blind for a day OR deaf for a week OR unable to taste for two weeks?
Deaf.

6. What is the longest consecutive time you have gone without eating ?
40 hours.

7. When was the last time you said the f-word ?
Yesterday (just woke up)

8. When was the first time you said the f-word ?
5th Birthday party. I am not allowed to forget it.

9. Have you ever had a very pleasant recurring dream ?
Don't think so.

10. Can't be fooked to do another question, just do number one again, alright ?
God, I'm a a lazy b**tard.

11. Joking. When you think of the infinite size and complexity of the universe, what emotions or thoughts pop into your head ?
Fun place to play hide and seek.
 
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CrimsonKingAH

LOVE & PEACE
Jun 8, 2015
5,539
17,003
East Texas
1. Hoo-ha ! Those damn (ALIENS) have taken over your place of residence, and surrounding areas ? What will you do ?!
SURRENDER MY HUSBAND FOR ALL THE PROBING!

2. Why do you like doing these weekly surveys ?
THEY ARE FUNNY... AND I LIKE SEEING WHAT EVERYONE ANSWERS.

3. Would you ever like to have something of yours published (book, film, whatever) ?
NO.. WHAT I WRITE IS FOR LOVED ONES

4. How much money would you accept to shave all your hair off and be bald for a year (or, if already bald, wear an afro wig for a year) ?
NOTHING.. I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE

5. Would you rather be blind for a day OR deaf for a week OR unable to taste for two weeks?
DEAF FOR A WEEK

6. What is the longest consecutive time you have gone without eating ?
A FEW DAYS

7. When was the last time you said the f-word ?
I PROBABLY SAY IT DAILY.. (NOT IN ANGER)

8. When was the first time you said the f-word ?
GOSH.. NO CLUE

9. Have you ever had a very pleasant recurring dream ?
NOT THAT I REMEMBER.. I HAVE A RE-OCCURING NIGHTMARE

10. Can't be fooked to do another question, just do number one again, alright ?


11. Joking. When you think of the infinite size and complexity of the universe, what emotions or thoughts pop into your head ?
AMAZEMENT... CURIOSITY... BEAUTY... ROMANTIC... LOVE... SALVATION...
 

Debbie913

Well-Known Member
May 27, 2011
6,563
18,409
Colorado
Right in the arch, too. Yelled, slapped the birdcage and scared the bird and both dogs. LEGO are the devil.
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Pucker

We all have it coming, kid
May 9, 2010
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1. Those damn (suburbanites) have taken over your place of residence, and surrounding areas ? What will you do ?!

Well . . . they put up a McDonalds last year. That's the beginning of the end as far as I'm concerned. I always intended to move north at some point, it's looking now as if that is going to happen much sooner than I anticipated. I toyed with the idea of saying "go out in a blaze of glory" here, but I don't know how much of a blaze it would really be.

2. Why do you like doing these weekly surveys ?

I honestly never know what I'm going to say.

3. Would you ever like to have something of yours published (book, film, whatever) ?

You know what's funny about this? I want to publish because I would see that as a kind of validation, but I'm not necessarily sure that means I would "like" it . . . because then I would have to hear the criticism, and who can say how I might react to that?

4. How much money would you accept to shave all your hair off and be bald for a year (or, if already bald, wear an afro wig for a year) ?

Well . . . I have what a very funny comic from Canada calls "imaginary hair," but I don't know that anyone would need to pay me to wear an Albert Brooks wig for a year. That might actually be kind of fun.

5. Would you rather be blind for a day OR deaf for a week OR unable to taste for two weeks?

I would be terrified in the dark. I'm certain of that. I suppose I could handle not being able to hear, as most of what I hear on a daily basis is . . . well, let's just say forgettable. Being unable to taste my food would be annoying, but I don't see how it would really inconvenience me. I'm going to say "deaf," but only because I'm not sure how debilitating it would really be and I think it would be instructive to find out.

6. What is the longest consecutive time you have gone without eating ?

Two days and change, but we had plenty of water. Still, I wouldn't recommend it.

7. When was the last time you said the f-word ?

I'm not sure, but that word gets thrown around pretty casually where I work, and I'm as guilty as anyone. Probably last Thursday or Friday.

8. When was the first time you said the f-word ?

I don't remember the first time I ever said it, but I was nine years old when my brother told on me for "flipping him the bird" when all I had really done was start counting to two with the wrong finger (true story). In what I would later consider an odd logical leap, my mother washed my mouth out with soap for that (Yes . . . parents actually used to do that).



9. Have you ever had a very pleasant recurring dream ?

To date I have dreamed three times that I have dialed a particular phone number and the person I am looking for actually answers. That is very pleasant . . . until I wake up.

10. When you think of the infinite size and complexity of the universe, what emotions or thoughts pop into your head?

I am always comforted when I look up (I get the same thing when I look at a boundless sea). The idea of "infinity" actually makes me smile. It has a way of making all my petty, selfish "problems" seem like what they are . . . insignificant.

This, too, shall pass.
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
9,682
65,192
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sweden
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
The Dolphin Painter
2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Which author, besides King, do you read the most?
3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
Something that is devoted to helping up the immigrant crisis in Europe. Too many syrian refugees die trying to cross the medirranean in small rubberboats. It is heartbreaking.
4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
The Trash Can Man
5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Too many options...... and i never remember the names of the ones really worthy of it.
6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Please tell me who Jack the Ripper was?
7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
New York? It is so big that one day is probably all i could handle.
8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
search me.... Probably bump into people all the time. I'm so bad at looking where i'm going. Sometimes i lose myself in thoughts.
9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Keith.
10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
To all of you, i have enjoyed it here and i will miss you and hope you will miss me.
 

Jackal.S.Rogue

Well-Known Member
Jul 23, 2014
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1) You write a bestseller... What's the title of your book? The Critter In The Couch.
2) You have to write next week's Weekly Survey... What would one of your questions be? What's your favorite movie?
3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to charity... What would that charity be? Something to do with animals.
4) They're remaking the movie The Stand... Gary Busey is playing the part of... I can't remember the names of the characters but in the movie there's a guy who's trying to find a cure but when he can't he loses it and tries to kill the main character.
5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)... Who will it be? Probably a member of One Direction, they're EVERYWHERE so if I met one I'd probably punch one.
6) It's all true!... What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? I think there's been a mistake.
7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to anywhere in the world you wish (ignore time travel)... Where exactly would you go? Santa Cruz California.
8) You're invisible for one week... What
do you do? I chose to remain silent, nothing will be held against me :devilish:.
9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N that spells... What?
10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down... What's your farewell post in one sentence? It's the end of the world as we know it!
 

FlakeNoir

Original Kiwi© SKMB®
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
44,082
175,641
New Zealand
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Nice job, Dio!
 

pegasus216

Eternal Members
Jun 20, 2013
6,825
44,212
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Delaware
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
I can't think of anything.

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Are you glad summer is almost over?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
Cancer research.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
kim kartrashian.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
I'm sorry.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Chris Cornell's house.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Make my son in law stop drinking somehow.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Moon.

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Take care everyone.
 

FlakeNoir

Original Kiwi© SKMB®
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
44,082
175,641
New Zealand
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
"The Official Guide to Understanding Women"

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
How long can you hold your breath for?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
KidsCan

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Kojak

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Kanye West

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
"Fancy meeting you here?!"

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
I can't choose!

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
What, or who? (Heh, heh... I'm kidding.) ;;D

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Chocolate cake, ice-cream and chocolate sauce

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Oh owwww... that hurt, Dio! (the goodbye, not the rehab) Ummm...

"Thank you for making me feel like I belonged here, you are all so very precious and I will miss you and this place like crazy... I love you, (you crazy diamonds) so stay gold, Ponyboy!"

Dammit Dio... you made my eyes fill up. :O_O:
 

Spideyman

Uber Member
Jul 10, 2006
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Just north of Duma Key
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? How My Cat Drove Me Insane

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? What is your weather like today?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? A no kill animal shelter similar to Best Friends.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? The guy who first spreads the plague.

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? A local annoying TV car salesperson.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Where is the book section?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? A small town in Russia.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Find and read "End Of Watch".

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? Hairballs

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? Thanks for all the great memories, I leave you with love and green lights!
 

not_nadine

Comfortably Roont
Nov 19, 2011
29,655
139,785
Behind you
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
"The Strange People of the SKMB"

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Will Neesy report me to the office again?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
Animal Shelters

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Nadine

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
One of those Kardashians.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

Wow, you are shorter in person.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Uranus

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
That is too delicious to think on. everything.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Beach

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?

Lets all meet in Boulder.