Nice. I am trying to find the rest of her books. I found peral and small world.
What Did You Do Today? What are you doing today?
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Nice. I am trying to find the rest of her books. I found peral and small world.
My sister brought me a bunch of fortune cookies so I'm having a little fun this morning. Here are my favourites:
"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains."
That must be why stupid people are so slow.
"A distant relative will reach out to you soon."
What makes distant relatives easy to get along with is that they are DISTANT. Next...
"You will gain wisdom from the next friend you meet."
At my age, I have enough friends and don't need to make any more. Cause eff people.
"You and your wife will be happy in your life together."
Apparently even fortune cookies can come with a manufacturer's defect. You learn something new every day.
"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains."
That must be why stupid people are so slow.
"A distant relative will reach out to you soon."
What makes distant relatives easy to get along with is that they are DISTANT. Next...
"You will gain wisdom from the next friend you meet."
At my age, I have enough friends and don't need to make any more. Cause eff people.
"You and your wife will be happy in your life together."
Apparently even fortune cookies can come with a manufacturer's defect. You learn something new every day.
You know it's a rule that you have to add 'in bed' to the end of every fortune, right?
Laundry and reading. I had planned to work in the veggie gardens and on my flower beds, but it's pouring rain. No great sorrow to have an excuse to sit and read 
I graduated today! It only took 23 years.......
Thanks! You guys are making me all phklemped!
....that's one of then college educated werds ain't it?.....
Yup! It's a wicked smaaahht term!
Congratulations! Good boy. Wish you the best.
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