What do you wish SK would write about?

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Kurben

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
You really are fond of chocolate!!! I prefer white chocolate or chocolate with nuts in them or... Has i made your mouth begin to water yet?;;D
 

Blake

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Glad to have helped then!
My asking whether your question was serious or not, was triggered by my thinking that when you said "I mean, what have I been missing?, it might be a double entendre.
I think I like SK's stories that are a little bit gothic the best... The Shining, Duma Key, Joyland. I would like SK to write another good ghost novel :)
I understand, depends on the mood he's in at the time. Watch catches his fancy. You never know, he might write a book like an Anne Tyler one next. Not. Mark.
 

Kurben

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Don't you reckon Ryerson was a good guy? Hay, Rod Stewart used to be a gravedigger, and he could sing before he started doing those Frank Sinatra songs. I've never heard Stephen King sing but I reckon he could hold a tune. As a matter of fact, I've never heard King play the guitar, but I reckon he would play like Jeff Beck. Mark.
Yeah, i think he was. But when it comes to gravediggers my faves are the two in Hamlet that are discussing why Ofelia is being buried in the churchyard when she killed herself. Love that dialogue. Not exactly the main scene in Hamlet but i like it.
 

kingricefan

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'Children Of The Creamed Corn'- a new story by thrill-meister Stephen King in which a young couple from up-state New York, while taking a road trip to California, stop in a small town in Nebraska where all of the local adults have disappeared and left their children to roam wild, looking for cans of creamed corn, and not finding any. They have only one can opener, which they've placed out in the rows of corn and they sacrifice cans of green beans to it, hoping that the 'Creamed Corn God' will give them the power to find that elusive can of creamed corn. The kids are hungry and ..........P*SSED!
 

blunthead

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'Children Of The Creamed Corn'- a new story by thrill-meister Stephen King in which a young couple from up-state New York, while taking a road trip to California, stop in a small town in Nebraska where all of the local adults have disappeared and left their children to roam wild, looking for cans of creamed corn, and not finding any. They have only one can opener, which they've placed out in the rows of corn and they sacrifice cans of green beans to it, hoping that the 'Creamed Corn God' will give them the power to find that elusive can of creamed corn. The kids are hungry and ..........P*SSED!
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