What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

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Blake

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I actually don't want to say the worst movie I've ever seen because I don't want attract anyone else to go see it. And I can't say I "saw" it because I went fast-forwarding looking for a bit of human or cinematic redemption. There was none. I think I continued with it because the premise was a possible "so bad that it's enjoyable" theme. But it wasn't. And I felt like I had sacrificed a part of my life and my soul by not having given up on it after five minutes, max.

And that's odd, because if a movie isn't impressing me, it's easy to turn off. I've done that any number of times. Why I stayed with this one, even in limited fashion, is beyond me and frankly embarrassing.
Well, can you tell us what the movie is please? It's not going too ruin my life if you tell me. By the way Grandpa, I got the sack at the nudist resort. They said I was a prude to wear that sock.
 

Grandpa

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Well, can you tell us what the movie is please? It's not going too ruin my life if you tell me. By the way Grandpa, I got the sack at the nudist resort. They said I was a prude to wear that sock.

Skimom already mentioned it under "most disgusting." It could also be under "most stupid." Or "most meaninglessly sadistic." Or "most desired to keep those movie ideas to yourself." Just ick.
 

swiftdog2.0

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Blair Witch is pretty close to the worst I've seen. Only movie I've seen in the theater where I wanted my money back. Such potential. Utter failure.

The second one for me would be E.T. Hate that movie. Just shoot the dang alien already!!

Monster Dog with Alice Cooper was pretty awful.

I'd also put 99.9% of Disney films in the awful category. I absolutely detest most things Disney.
 

Kurben

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Blair Witch is pretty close to the worst I've seen. Only movie I've seen in the theater where I wanted my money back. Such potential. Utter failure.

The second one for me would be E.T. Hate that movie. Just shoot the dang alien already!!

Monster Dog with Alice Cooper was pretty awful.

I'd also put 99.9% of Disney films in the awful category. I absolutely detest most things Disney.
Noooooo ET - Phone home!
 

FlakeNoir

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It's the sound of his voice and the fact that he's simply insipid.
Exactly!
I like Donald though. And those squirrels.... What are their name in english.... Hmmm Is it Chip and Dale? Or am i mixing things up?
I like Donald Duck too...
We need Sylvester to take out Mickey. He could whack him like on The Sopranos.........

Oh Gawd, I would pay money to see this! :laugh:

:a11: (How many members are going to hate me for that...? :Oo: )
 

champ1966

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While we're on the subject of Disney films. One word...Frozen...It was ok for about 15 mins then the singing began. To go along with the flow of this thread, it was like Sound of Music on ice. Glad I was feeling tired that day at the cinema. As George Michael said "Wake me up before you go go.

no double entendres or innuendos were used in this post, any puns were definitely of the readers imagination

on my best behaviour today Flake,I promise

* crosses fingers behind one's back* ;)
 

FlakeNoir

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While we're on the subject of Disney films. One word...Frozen...It was ok for about 15 mins then the singing began. To go along with the flow of this thread, it was like Sound of Music on ice. Glad I was feeling tired that day at the cinema. As George Michael said "Wake me up before you go go.

no double entendres or innuendos were used in this post, any puns were definitely of the readers imagination

on my best behaviour today Flake,I promise

* crosses fingers behind one's back* ;)
Frozen: :a24: I'm kinda embarrassed about my enjoyment of this movie. :O_O:

Re: spoiler #1 ;;D

Re: spoiler #2 Eeeeexcellent! [think Mr. Burns]

Re: spoiler #3 *sends to sin bin*