What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off?

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pegasus216

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Ads where things are advertised as 'free' when actually it's no added cost. Usually you have to buy so much it doesn't come any where near 'free'. Or when you buy a food item with 20% free. Could I just have the 'free' part? Or when a hotel offers free TV. Could I just come in and watch TV for a while? I know it's trivial, but drives me nuts.
Along those same lines, the ones that say,'50% off' on something, but youhave to buy like $1000 worth of a product to get the discount.
 

SusanNorton

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Talking loudly and swearing on your cell phone in public about very personal things going on in your life. I can't count how many times a day while working I would hear folks loudly discussing personal things or arguing with someone on their cell phone while shopping. Yo! The rest of us out there in the world don't want to hear about this crap!

I agree with this 100%, and yet... I recently was a perp. *shame face* I had never done it before, and will never do it again, but it needed to be done right then and there.
 

swiftdog2.0

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Hipsters have taken over our small town nearby. We see them in the store, man buns and all. I'm right there with you.

I saw the ultimate hipster in South Station in Boston on my way to work last year.

Man-bun, rimless non-prescription glasses, derby, waxed handle bar mustache, and a vintage 1930's wool suit. I'm not kidding. I actually saw this. I died a little.........
 

hossenpepper

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Man-buns. Or as I like to call them, "the dou*he knot"...........

Hipsters have taken over our small town nearby. We see them in the store, man buns and all. I'm right there with you.
So let's say a big Native American guy who keeps his hair long that has to put his hair up because it's hot, does that one fall in this definition you jokers? :)

I say we outlaw dogs. And Rush. :p

I actually don't ever wear a "bun" out. I am also not a hipster.
 

Sundrop

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So let's say a big Native American guy who keeps his hair long that has to put his hair up because it's hot, does that one fall in this definition you jokers? :)

I say we outlaw dogs. And Rush. :p

I actually don't ever wear a "bun" out. I am also not a hipster.
I've seen photos. Your long hair looks great, and from the rumors I've heard, also smells fabulous!
....also obvious from the photos, you are far from being a hipster.
 

hossenpepper

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Native Americans are supposed to have their hair long. It is part of their spirituality. I thinbk they braid it more than put it in a bun.
Well my hair is curly like Weird Al's. Here is an old pic I posted before of it down:
Jammin' Hoss.jpg
There isn't a requirement for long hair. most in my tribe cu it short now. But some of us hold out!