What Movie Is This Line From?

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blunthead

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"Mrs. ________? Mrs. Lewis ________?

Yes...

Oh thank heavens! You see, we've just picked your name from this enormous drum full of names... Only you had to be there to win... and you are, so you have!

Win?

... Six... one-hour frug lessons, absolutely free. Yes. I'm Austin Schwartz-Marmaduke, of the Schwartz-Marmaduke Institue for Ballroom Education. You must've heard of us, we're just off Wilshire near the Frug Foundation...

I don't want any frug lessons.

Of course you do, dear lady. Why just think how t'riffic you'll feel next time you and your husband try frugging...

...how endlessly feminine you'll feel...

My husband is dead!

Well, that's too bad, as a matter of fact...

No... as a matter of fact, you're wrong. His death did nothing but serve the cause of mankind. He was a fool, a sadist, a functioning pathological pervert... He was grotesque in all ways. Can a soul be atrocious?

His was. He was a degenerate's degenerate. You won't believe this, Mr. 'Marmaduke', but he used to call me on the phone sometimes, pretending to be other people. He actually thought it was funny!"
 
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blunthead

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"Mrs. ________? Mrs. Lewis ________?

Yes...

Oh thank heavens! You see, we've just picked your name from this enormous drum full of names... Only you had to be there to win... and you are, so you have!

Win?

... Six... one-hour frug lessons, absolutely free. Yes. I'm Austin Schwartz-Marmaduke, of the Schwartz-Marmaduke Institue for Ballroom Education. You must've heard of us, we're just off Wilshire near the Frug Foundation...

I don't want any frug lessons.

Of course you do, dear lady. Why just think how t'riffic you'll feel next time you and your husband try frugging...

...how endlessly feminine you'll feel...

My husband is dead!

Well, that's too bad, as a matter of fact...

No... as a matter of fact, you're wrong. His death did nothing but serve the cause of mankind. He was a fool, a sadist, a functioning pathological pervert... He was grotesque in all ways. Can a soul be atrocious?

His was. He was a degenerate's degenerate. You won't believe this, Mr. 'Marmaduke', but he used to call me on the phone sometimes, pretending to be other people. He actually thought it was funny!"
Hint:
"Drink, Mr. Harper?

Not before lunchtime.

I thought you were a detective.

New type."
 
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blunthead

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"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

"It can only be attributable to human error."
"Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."