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What the Frick?

Discussion in 'Everything Else' started by Sigmund, Jul 30, 2014.

  1. AnnaMarie

    AnnaMarie Well-Known Member

    I'm glad she told you to always take the condoms or you could lose your coverage. The next nurse might not be so nice....just let you get cut off.

    But what a weird conversation over an ear infection.
  2. Sigmund

    Sigmund Well-Known Member


    Thank you!

    (Psst. I haven't seen a live/ penis erect in over decade! Errmmm..as opposed to a dead, flaccid penis? Ha!)


  3. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Beta Tester Moderator

  4. Bryan James

    Bryan James Well-Known Member

    Last edited: Jul 30, 2014
  5. Sigmund

    Sigmund Well-Known Member


    No problem.

    (I like the Siggers nick-name.)

  6. Sigmund

    Sigmund Well-Known Member

    Yes, Ma'am.

    Thank you.

    They irrigated my ear and my PA saw I had an ear infection. Got an antibiotic and should feel all better in a few days.


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  7. Sigmund

    Sigmund Well-Known Member


    I know, right?

    But I felt so bad for her. She wouldn't even make eye contact she was so unconformable. And she kept apologizing. Bummer.

    I don't want to frick up the program that is assisting me and, I'm sure, many others but that is some bullsh*t.

  8. Sigmund

    Sigmund Well-Known Member

    That is just not right. (Or left.) Ha!

  9. Grandpa

    Grandpa Well-Known Member

    I'm contemplating.

    "I have a plugged up ear."

    "You need to know about condoms."


    I got nuthin'. My gast is flabbered.
  10. king family fan

    king family fan Prolific member

    Perhaps fill the condoms with ear wax and return them. These programs should not have to degrade people with some crazy requirement.

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...yeah, they look at you like your some kinda di*khead or summpin'....

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...next time you go....take her a bag full of diaphragms....
  13. swiftdog2.0

    swiftdog2.0 Rebelling against the stupidity of the human race

    This is what happens when Big Brother runs the healthcare system. Get used to it because its only going to get worse.

    Pretty soon they are going to want to know the time, size and consistency of your last 72 bowel movements and if you practice witchcraft every other Thursday......

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...and if you're practicing said witchcraft WHILE having a BM....
  15. swiftdog2.0

    swiftdog2.0 Rebelling against the stupidity of the human race

    Casting a spell while worshiping the porcelain God..........

    That's a mental image for 'ya!
  16. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

  17. Tim D.

    Tim D. Well-Known Member

    I've said it before, I always seem to stumble into the wrooooonnnng threads.
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  18. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    PIE syndrome?
  19. Tim D.

    Tim D. Well-Known Member

    No. Just didn't expect the thread to suddenly turn into a discussion of penises in earses.
  20. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    That's PIE (Penis In Ear) Syndrome.

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