What's the coolest thing you carry?

[Spideyman]

All of these mementos are lovely, and I adore the stories behind them. I just want to say, the fact that you carry these special things with you, you have more opportunity to lose them. Just prepare and guard your heart in case you do.

When I was a teenager, I had a wallet that was filled with all these little wonderful teenage memories. Booth snapshots capturing moments in time with my friends, coins you could actually stamp with whatever you wanted (my coins had my name and the last name of all these boys I had crushes on, got it on a amusement park boardwalk on a trip with a friend and her family), ticket stubs from concerts, pictures of my one and only niece at the time who lived far away and lots and lots of other things -- simple teenage memories but at the time, they meant a lot to me. My wallet was stolen and needless to say, I lost all of these precious things. I cried and cried, I was so sad.

I have never carried anything that can't be replaced since. So, just saying, guard your heart just in case.

((Dana Jean)))

 

[VampireLily]

i carry a King Charles the 1st Farthing coin from 1630.

 

[Lepplady]

You're probably right. Maybe I should ask my insurance agent about "Epipen Hero" coverage?

If somebody's dooshy enough to sue you for saving their lives, they're a waste of epinephrine.

 

[Jackal.S.Rogue]

If anyone is curious about the original content of the nut purse - currently available at Coles Online -

 

[do1you9love?]

You're probably right. Maybe I should ask my insurance agent about "Epipen Hero" coverage?

In most states there is a Good Samaritan law. If you perform only the first aid you are trained to do (admin an epipen in this case) you are covered from random acts of litigation.

 

[not_nadine]

i carry a King Charles the 1st Farthing coin from 1630.

I totally read that wrong.

 

[doowopgirl]

a Kubotan

I may be silly, but what's that?

 

[doowopgirl]

I carry my moms car and house keys

 

[VampireLily]

I totally read that wrong.

what did you think i wrote? LOL

 

[Lepplady]

If anyone is curious about the original content of the nut purse - currently available at Coles Online -
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Nutburgers. YUM!

 

[ghost19]

I carry an epipen. We haven't had to use it for my son's peanut allergy, thank the Deity of your choosing!

The reason I consider it extra-cool is this: I read an article about a man whose son had an unexpected anaphylactic reaction to a food, and while they were waiting for 911 and trying to get him to breathe, another patron at the restaurant ran over and injected the child with her own son's epipen. The EMTs and docs said that this action opened his airways, bought him time and saved the boy's life!

I feel like carrying Tiernan's epipen might save *someone's* life someday, even if we never need to use it for him.

Now, if I just had the scrotum of some animal to carry it in....

LMAO....."INTRODUCING THE ROO-SCROTUM-EPI, small, holds any size Epi-pen and is made out of genuine Kangaroo scrotum. Guaranteed to safely carry your epi-pen and also guaranteed to smell like the sweat off a kangaroo's nut sack. Make your checks for only $19.99 payable to ghost19......."

 

[GNTLGNT]

I carry an epipen. We haven't had to use it for my son's peanut allergy, thank the Deity of your choosing!

The reason I consider it extra-cool is this: I read an article about a man whose son had an unexpected anaphylactic reaction to a food, and while they were waiting for 911 and trying to get him to breathe, another patron at the restaurant ran over and injected the child with her own son's epipen. The EMTs and docs said that this action opened his airways, bought him time and saved the boy's life!

I feel like carrying Tiernan's epipen might save *someone's* life someday, even if we never need to use it for him.

Now, if I just had the scrotum of some animal to carry it in....

...now why in hell is Tracy looking at me like THAT?????.....

 

[GNTLGNT]

You're probably right. Maybe I should ask my insurance agent about "Epipen Hero" coverage?

....Good Samaritan Law covers attempts at saving lives from litigation....

 

[GNTLGNT]

LMAO....."INTRODUCING THE ROO-SCROTUM-EPI, small, holds any size Epi-pen and is made out of genuine Kangaroo scrotum. Guaranteed to safely carry your epi-pen and also guaranteed to smell like the sweat off a kangaroo's nut sack. Make your checks for only $19.99 payable to ghost19......."

...and if you order now, he'll ALSO send you a handkerchief that smells like the sweat off of HIS nut sack, but you must act quickly before supplies are gone!!!...

 

[GNTLGNT]

My mini-sized, but genuine, Swiss Army Knife. It's small enough to pass TSA security so am able to keep it in my purse at all times. The scissors part has been the most useful.

....don't look now, but the black SUV'S just screeched to the curb outside your office....

 

[GNTLGNT]

i carry a King Charles the 1st Farthing coin from 1630.

...what the hell is a "Farting coin"?.....

 

[Moderator]

....don't look now, but the black SUV'S just screeched to the curb outside your office....

shhhhh....I'm trying to get out the back door. They never look there.

 

[GNTLGNT]

I may be silly, but what's that?

Kubotan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[GNTLGNT]

shhhhh....I'm trying to get out the back door. They never look there.

 

[VampireLily]

(sighs)