Oh my good gravy! It's no wonder you didn't win! Karma!!!My wife is terribly allergic to rabbit. So I'll definitely want a pair..........
When I Win Powerball Tonight............
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You didn't happen to buy OUR tickets in CA, TN or FL by any chance?
Nope, haven't done any travelling. I can still buy you some nachos with my $14. Gas station nachos instead of stadium nachos, but....
My wife is terribly allergic to rabbit. So I'll definitely want a pair..........
How did you end up winning those animals anyway?
Well, it's kind of a long story... (isn't it always with me)?
But in a nutshell, there was this farm auction out by the old stump, and I went out there just out of curiosity. I happened to trip on a tree root just as the auction was starting. As I went stumbling, I waved my arms to regain my balance......next thing I knew, the guy yelled "SOLD", pointed at me, and drank some stump water to seal the deal. Me and the rabbits put a saddle on the llama and rode home.....
Nope, haven't done any travelling. I can still buy you some nachos with my $14. Gas station nachos instead of stadium nachos, but....
Are those nachos right next to that lone hot dog spinning around on the warmer since Eisenhower was in office?
Nope, Scott ate that. We should be good to go.
He loves those nasty things!
Oh my good gravy........!!
Oh my good gravy........!!
No yaks this time.....but there was an odd looking critter they claimed to be a baby wooly mammoth......looked like Brains in a fur coat to me!
Where's Spidey? And fljoe0? Calling lawyers and accountants?
Out of Order - I'm here/ status quo SSDD, no winnings.
Haven't see Fljoe and he's on the east coast!
Out of Order - I'm here/ status quo SSDD, no winnings.
Haven't see Fljoe and he's on the east coast!
Sorry, Spidey.......
Perhaps fljoe0 then? How about hoss? Is he an east coaster too?
Out of Order - Hoss is just south of me- west coast.Sorry, Spidey.......
Perhaps fljoe0 then? How about hoss? Is he an east coaster too?
Yes, calling lawyers and accountants but it doesn't have anything to do with powerball.
In my best Charlie/Grandpa (from Willy Wonka) voices...........
Ahem..........
~~~ I've got a losing ticket.........{{dweedle dee dee de dee}} ...I bought the losing ticket.......{{dweedle dee dee de dee}} I've got the losing ticket in my eye..........~~~
Repeat..........
Balls...........
Ahem..........
~~~ I've got a losing ticket.........{{dweedle dee dee de dee}} ...I bought the losing ticket.......{{dweedle dee dee de dee}} I've got the losing ticket in my eye..........~~~
Repeat..........
Balls...........
Ha! I totally heard this and pictured him dancing around the bed!
I just heard that 11 teachers at a neighboring school (Paducah City Schools) won 1 million!