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Oh my Gawwwwd! There are tears running down my cheeks!
Dana Jean... if you still say farts aren't funny after this... I am going to have to order an operation for your 'humorous bone'.
Oh... my tummy hurts, I needed this.
(((((Flake, her mom, family and friends)))))I wasn't upset either, Hoss... it just knocked the wind out of my sails for a moment... and it was purely a timing thing.
My mum phoned late last week to say that her echo had shown that she has a 3 by 5 by 3cm tumour growing in her heart. She is also awaiting a CT scan (tomorrow) on her abdo' because of localised pain, severe weight loss and a low blood count. She is due to have open heart surgery to remove the mass probably later this week.
She's my Momma... and I just hit the wall a bit this week that's all... no harm, no foul though.
I'm thinking of you too Flake. I pray your mum gets better. Big hugI wasn't upset either, Hoss... it just knocked the wind out of my sails for a moment... and it was purely a timing thing.
My mum phoned late last week to say that her echo had shown that she has a 3 by 5 by 3cm tumour growing in her heart. She is also awaiting a CT scan (tomorrow) on her abdo' because of localised pain, severe weight loss and a low blood count. She is due to have open heart surgery to remove the mass probably later this week.
She's my Momma... and I just hit the wall a bit this week that's all... no harm, no foul though.
...bless you for trying to right the ship Ahab...But what does everyone think about the fact that Giant farts like a damn pack mule? I am trying to keep this thread on track here folks!!!
It's not the gift but the fart that counts....I fart good wishes your way Flake....
...most sincerely...It's not the gift but the fart that counts.
...weeellllll, that depends on the intensity of said emission....Fart today, gone tomorrow!
Oh my Gawwwwd! There are tears running down my cheeks!
Dana Jean... if you still say farts aren't funny after this... I am going to have to order an operation for your 'humorous bone'.
Oh... my tummy hurts, I needed this.
I started down that path and decided having fun in my 20's was a better choice. I qualified to go though if I wanted. Glad I didn't, frankly.OIC. Well, you should've been a doctor, you're inherent diagnostic skills are evident.
((((FLAKE & FAMILY))))I wasn't upset either, Hoss... it just knocked the wind out of my sails for a moment... and it was purely a timing thing.
My mum phoned late last week to say that her echo had shown that she has a 3 by 5 by 3cm tumour growing in her heart. She is also awaiting a CT scan (tomorrow) on her abdo' because of localised pain, severe weight loss and a low blood count. She is due to have open heart surgery to remove the mass probably later this week.
She's my Momma... and I just hit the wall a bit this week that's all... no harm, no foul though.
...fecal versing...it's so beautiful....In the end
We are all
Just farts
In the wind
Profopoetry at its finest.
I'm glad yer glad. And stop calling me Frankly.I started down that path and decided having fun in my 20's was a better choice. I qualified to go though if I wanted. Glad I didn't, frankly.
...Ok Surely.....I'm glad yer glad. And stop calling me Frankly.
...Ok Surely.....