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danie

I am whatever you say I am.
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I had slugs eating some flowers last week and tried the beer trick on them. About midnight or so that night I heard raucous laughter out in the yard and went out to investigate. Sure enough the slugs were sitting around the rim of the planter, shyt-faced, smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes. I'll post some of those over in the jokes thread later....
You are hilarious. I can just see all those slugs in your story so perfectly.
 

danie

I am whatever you say I am.
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Flattery will get you everywhere! :bashful:
Even here?
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Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
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Saw a mamma raccoon last week in the Heights. Was pulling up in front of the house and she was up the street a bit, coming across, she paused and stood there, watching me. She had one of her babies in her mouth, had him by the neck, and we looked at each other for a long moment, and then she started waddling across the blacktop, houses all around, the one she's headed for abandoned, long grass, weeds. Why baby needed a lift is a mystery as he was big as a good-sized kitten. Don't often see them in town like that.

Then, the other day, headed down to the camp on the big lake and right there at Cloverland Road? Where that hard turn to the right is? Yeah, right there saw a coyote 'bout a hundred yards up Cloverland. He stops, looks at me in the truck. I stop, too. Had a twelve-yard dump-truck hauling arse behind me, so I didn't stick around, but for a moment I wondered if he was a wolf. Big coyote, but it was a coyote, burnt legs...and there's some great stories from a number of tribes about how the coyote burnt his legs. Check 'em out sometime.

Same day or a day or two later, same road, 203...saw a couple sandhills in a long grassy field, less than a hundred yards off the road. Had the camera with me 'cause I was taking photos for the customer, he's down in Virginia...but I'm in a hurry to get things done, as the song has it...oh I rush and rush until life's no fun! They were there on the way back, too. I've seen couples before (sandhills) and I've seen a few baby chicks...didn't look long or hard but didn't see baby anywhere.

Then...day or two after that...lo and behold! what a sight! nice tan legs, good pace, whudducallit, cross-country skiing on roller blades. Summertime is nice.
 
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Maskins

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Glad you didn't hit him!

We have a few Possums that like to climb over the back fence... scale the garage roof, climb along the boundary fence (past my dogs) across the front gate... so they can eat the vegetables from my front garden and hissssssss very loudly late at night.

I had possum pie in a place near Wanaka. Very tasty if you are looking at a use for those critters?
 

Pucker

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Ever wonder how turkeys celebrate the day after Thanksgiving.

I found these guys roaming around my back yard Friday afternoon. There's nothing really unusual about wild turkeys in my neck of the woods. I live out on the fringe and as often as not, prefer creatures to most people, but it struck me odd that I hadn't seen any lurking about as yet this autumn. Not until the big turkey holiday was over, at any rate. :)

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