Women Rules (according to men)
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You forgot the W and O in front of men!!
Obviously, you've not learned rule #1.....
I wouldn't touch this one with a 10 foot pole. 
Sunny, Spidey and CAT are always wrong........
I think you got the definition of "always" confused that of "never"......
It's okay, just don't let it happen again......I would really hate to have what happened to Frank happen to you
I've helped you out by editing the thread title as I'm sure that's what you really meant to say.
Women shall retire to the back room beginning at noon eastern today {tip off}, but check on the man of the house to see that he is properly hydrated and fed.......Foot massages every hour, of course.
I've helped you out by editing the thread title as I'm sure that's what you really meant to say.
Wait.........what?
What the?????....are you drunk???
This ain't fantasy hour! If you want it, get it yourself!....and I don't touch anybody's feet.....not for any price!!!
Refer to Sunny's Rule #1.
There's one thing I'd like to understand about women...
Please note, that George Carlin was smart enough not to cross a woman.......a wise man, indeedPlease note that this is GC's (a Man) wisdom, not Sunny's (a Woman). 'Nuff said.....
I would smack you for this thread OoO but that would be considered animal cruelty. 
At noon, I will still be working.....so I will expect updates on all games every 10 minutes until I get home this evening.
I also expect lunch to be delivered to me and all the girls I work with, complete with a nice white wine and a fruit platter.....I don't expect you to deliver it yourself, because you'll be busy texting the updates.....but make it happen.
During commercials and halftime, you can begin marinating the steaks for supper, and yes, I expect a full delicious meal prepared for me when I return.....complete with wine, of course. Oh, and don't forget the game food snacks for the important game at 7:00.....which I will be watching, and most likely helping coach from my spot on the couch.