Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

In The Vending Machine of Mystery! game a person posts the phrase "Inserts [fill in the blank]", to which the next poster responds with what you get, adding his/her own insertion. For example: (insertion) Inserts tennis. (response) You get elbowed. Items appropriate for insertion are not limited to objects, but can can include concepts, ideas, and other references. I'll start…

inserts bark.

 

[AnnaMarie]

Removes book called Cujo.

Inserts candy.

 

[blunthead]

you get a date with innuendo.

inserts a background check.

 

[AnnaMarie]

You get a job.

Insert happiness

 

[blunthead]

you get a puppy and a warm gun.

inserts physical evidence.

 

[fushingfeef]

You get a note from your doctor.

Inserts phone call...

 

[blunthead]

you get to not answer.

inserts a brief.

 

[VampireLily]

you get a body bag with a thrashing zombie...(gaaaaaaaargle!!)

inserts Ruby Slippers

 

[blunthead]

you get Kansas, dammit!

inserts a broad-spectrum antibiotic.

 

[VampireLily]

you get a better class of Date

inserts a pink innertube

 

[blunthead]

you get the best part of anatomy class.

inserts the village idiot.

 

[Out of Order]

you get Giant trying to get some sleep, best not wake him......

inserts Frisbee.

 

[blunthead]

you get a dog clenching yer wrist.

inserts a problem.

 

[VampireLily]

you get a solution

inserts a wad of gum

 

[blunthead]

you get a note from The Vending Machine of Mystery! stating "Please don't do that again."

inserts frequency.

 

[Lepplady]

You get a radio

Inserts a beach ball

 

[blunthead]

you get an event to tell yer grandkid about when yer drunk.

inserts a footstool.

 

[Lepplady]

You get relieved tootsies.

Inserts a Nickelodeon.

 

[king family fan]

You get a cartoon.
Inserts a cow.

 

[blunthead]

you get milked.

inserts a differential.