Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get a priceless Van Gogh.

inserts Baba Looey

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a priceless Van Gogh.
inserts Baba Looey

you get the good, the bad & the Huckleberry Hound
inserts a poor-rock pile.

 

[blunthead]

you get Blue Cheer, Iron Butterfly, and The Partridge Family climbing all over each other.

inserts a very windy day.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Blue Cheer, Iron Butterfly, and The Partridge Family climbing all over each other.
inserts a very windy day.

You get the Upper Peninsula today...or it feels very windy....and cold. (poor-rock piles are the dregs from copper mining and treasures can be found therein)
inserts a Facebook Poke executed during coitus.

 

[blunthead]

you get two pokes for the price of one.

inserts a trampoline.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get two pokes for the price of one.
inserts a trampoline.

you not only loose all the change in your pocket, a spring sprung spoiling the previously sunny disposition of your nephew.
inserts a number of collared sharks in the shallow end of the pool.

 

[blunthead]

you get to hide in the hotel room because they're the ones who lent you the money and whom you're running across country from, staying wherever you can afford. This place is an exception to the rule that it's usually a dive, because of the job you were able to do for a few bucks in Amarillo.

inserts time and place.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to hide in the hotel room because they're the ones who lent you the money and whom you're running across country from, staying wherever you can afford. This place is an exception to the rule that it's usually a dive, because of the job you were able to do for a few bucks in Amarillo.

inserts time and place.

you spend the remainder of the day worrying about time and place imagining a blood-letting and wish you had enrolled in that Charles Atlas course.
inserts a meeting with the Secretary of the Posterior.

 

[blunthead]

you get an employee whose work ethic and integrity just don't matter use to her singular other quality.

inserts a near-beer.

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get a missed opportunity

Inserts a small T.V.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a missed opportunity
Inserts a small T.V.

pinched between the legs of the lady-shoplifter...cord trailing beneath her dress. (true story)
inserts the Gentleman of the Colossal Bedchamber.

 

[KINGSMAN129]

HEY

You get slow and steady wins the race
Inserts a six string guitar

Neesy HEY I'M BACK!

 

[KINGSMAN129]

pinched between the legs of the lady-shoplifter...cord trailing beneath her dress. (true story)
inserts the Gentleman of the Colossal Bedchamber.

WOW!

 

[blunthead]

you get the Colossal Flatulence.

inserts two for one.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the Colossal Flatulence.
inserts two for one.

you walk with a purpose through the door of McDonald's. (the colossal bedchamber thingy is from Tolstoy, Anna Karenina)
inserts a day to tear up the carpet.

 

[blunthead]

you get a place of honor in the Guinness Book.

inserts a sweet kitty.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a place of honor in the Guinness Book.
inserts a sweet kitty.

you stack the chips, give one to the dealer, and head for the roulette wheel.
inserts the basics.

 

[blunthead]

you get back to them.

inserts no reason why.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get back to them.
inserts no reason why.

you get to ponder the variables & point to the sky & suggest possibilities.
inserts Rhetoric wearing combat fatigues & carrying militaristic assault weapons.

 

[Neesy]

You get a weekend warrior AKA reservist playing soldier
Inserts Royal Canadian Air Force theme on parade