Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

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  1. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    you get to stick your toes under the dryer so the polish dries.
    inserts a thinking cap.
     
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  2. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get Beany & Cecil.

    inserts a terrible two.
     
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  3. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    you read Ishmael Reed...& a Risto-rasta dwarf named Black Peter...ooga booga
    inserts the subject who can be found in the saloon, you go through the swinging doors & everybody in the place stops talking.
     
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  4. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    You get ROLAND's P.O.V.! :)
    INSERTS a chimp riding a walrus!
     
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  5. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    you're taken back...as you didn't realize National Geographic had a hidden camera segment, but you go with it and saddle up a seal.
    inserts a pro, someone who knows what they're doing.
     
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  6. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    You get The Moonlight Bunny Ranch! ;)
    INSERTS an IDIOT on a KEYBOARD in their UNDERWEAR!
     
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  7. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    you look around for the drone w/the hidden camera in its stinger.
    inserts the hole card.
     
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  8. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    You get the old cards from the 80s we used in our "computers" (such as they were)
    Inserts a fool who used the bits of paper punched from those cards as confetti at a wedding
     
  9. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    I was ONLY 5! :)
    INSERTS a MORON in a TUXEDO!
     
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  10. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    You get an overdressed guy at a resort "beach wedding" on the sand
    Inserts a hair-do teased up high with lots of hairspray
     
  11. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    You get a BONJOVI GROUPIE from 1985! :)
    INSERTS a DONKEY in MEXICO!
     
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  12. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    You get the local form of transportation from the market to the house
    Inserts a tune up including oil change and checking all the lights
     
  13. Winter

    Winter Well-Known Member

    You get new metaphors for the gyno and a tootin' 'all clear'.

    Inserts a pair of bumble bees.
     
  14. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    You get a HUMMING mass of BLACK & YELLOW fur! :)
    INSERTS bug spray & antihistamine!
     
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  15. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get the cure for sneezing bugs out of your nose.

    inserts the truth.
     
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  16. KINGSMAN129

    KINGSMAN129 Well-Known Member

    You get a BUNCH of GOVERNMENT LIES! :)
    INSERTS a BRITISH pound note!
     
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  17. Bryan James

    Bryan James Well-Known Member

    You get a shepherd's pie,
    Insert a horny guy.



    (Iambic trimeter FTW!)
     
  18. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get redundant.

    inserts a tablet of stone.
     
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  19. HPMcClendon

    HPMcClendon Well-Known Member

    You get an epic fairy tale.
    Inserts a Humphrey Bogart movie.
     
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  20. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get a kid.

    inserts a potted plant.
     
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