Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get the opposite of Playboy.

inserts a ground out.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the opposite of Playboy.
inserts a ground out.

you head for the dugout and decide heck and keep going clear to Muncie.
inserts the Yes song...I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way

 

[blunthead]

you get a contact high.

inserts an on base percentage.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a contact high.
inserts an on base percentage.

you raise your hand tentatively, yes, that is me...then grab the Superman comic on the bench looking for that Charles Atlas course.
inserts a morning workout.

 

[blunthead]

you get someone else.

inserts a TV commercial.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get someone else.
inserts a TV commercial.

super! 'cause you've been squirming around on the couch and can now RUN!
inserts joyful singing coming from the general direction of the little room down the hall.

 

[blunthead]

you get the rest of the family pounding on the door, yelling, "Stop that, get a life!".

inserts dog ears in the way.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the rest of the family pounding on the door, yelling, "Stop that, get a life!".
inserts dog ears in the way.

you can't proceed without straightening the dog ears...but they keep flopping over...so you get some ear splints.
inserts a voice saying, 'hello!'...'hello!'

 

[blunthead]

you get to finally if impatiently answer yourself.

inserts a hand gesture.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to finally if impatiently answer yourself.
inserts a hand gesture.

you haul ass for 2nd.
inserts an umpire in the dust cloud.

 

[blunthead]

you get an umpire seeing exactly as much.

inserts a tearful reunion.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get an umpire seeing exactly as much.
inserts a tearful reunion.

you get the class of '84...few weeks ago...30-year reunion there at The Waterfront
inserts a hop a skip and a jump.

 

[blunthead]

you get a bad proctologist.

inserts the way out.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a bad proctologist.
inserts the way out.

you hear Mr Wizard's voice, twizzem twazzem twazzem twoh, before things start to spin.
inserts a new ambition.

 

[blunthead]

you get Egg Sucking Champion.

inserts a blowhard.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Egg Sucking Champion.
inserts a blowhard.

You pick up the blowhard and try to toot it and then give it a shot of WD-40.
inserts a fleet-footed messenger with tidings for all.

 

[blunthead]

you get a message delivered late because the fleet has no feet.

inserts the magician's assistant.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a message delivered late because the fleet has no feet.
inserts the magician's assistant.

you get music playin...tum-tum-TUM! tum-tum-TUM! as the assistant sashays over all helpful and appealing.
inserts the Penguin, black coat and tie, white shirt, comfortable brogans, standing arms-crossed at the back of the auditorium. Not Batman's Penguin.

 

[blunthead]

you get a penguin tied to an auditorium.

inserts a predator.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a penguin tied to an auditorium.
inserts a predator.

you get Mama Falcon and her three babies on the Portage Canal Lift-bridge.
inserts a man with a broom, nudging neurons.