Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get Quantum Physics when you're not looking.

inserts the best moment of your life.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Quantum Physics when you're not looking.
inserts the best moment of your life.

super! first time I went in the big chair...it was a fine day, one of celebration.
inserts an empty bucket, a dark room, and keys jangling on a chain.

 

[blunthead]

you get what the janitor does with you when you're drunk at the prom.

inserts an action movie.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get what the janitor does with you when you're drunk at the prom.
inserts an action movie.

you get a big tub of popcorn, a syrupy drink, and kick back and enjoy the diversion.
inserts a family of very large persons who come in, late, and sit in front of you.

 

[blunthead]

you get to take yer anti-Amazon meds.

inserts a shriek.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to take yer anti-Amazon meds.
inserts a shriek.

you get to feel embarrassed because it was only a small rat that ran over your feet. this happened at the theatre.
inserts a crowd gathering on the edge of town.

 

[Neesy]

They're armed with pitchforks and torches, chanting "Kill the beast! Kill the monster!"

Inserts an innocent looking creature sitting by the well with a little girl (what shall we throw in next?)

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to tell the little girl, undress you pug, little girl, pugs like to be naked and they can't walk all bundled up like that.
inserts a taxi driver, eyes in the mirror, who longs to strangle his passengers.

 

[Neesy]

you get Al Pacino practicing his lines in a mirror "You lookin' at me?"

Inserts a son and his girlfriend, wanting to go out for the last night of Folklorama

German Pavilion - Folklorama

 

[blunthead]

you get a late girlfriend.

inserts side effects.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a late girlfriend.
inserts side effects.

most people call those love handles...but side effects sounds more correct so let's go with that.
inserts a number of people walking backward with a purpose.

 

[blunthead]

you get the end of time which when it happens causes its reversal.

inserts a Black Hole.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the end of time which when it happens causes its reversal.
inserts a Black Hole.

you take a stick and poke it around in the Black Hole.
inserts an irate pirate from Calcutta.

 

[blunthead]

you get an undulant pundit from Nantucket.

inserts an oxygenated state.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get an undulant pundit from Nantucket.
inserts an oxygenated state.

you get that Rocky Mountain High, a bus with breathing tubes that drop down as it climbs.
inserts a frying pan full of Sloppy Joe.

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get to pour it down the toilet and cut out the middle-man

Inserts a net curtain

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to pour it down the toilet and cut out the middle-man
Inserts a net curtain

you get to pretend you're P.J. Harvey Down By the Water
inserts readers who read to see themselves reflected in the story

 

[blunthead]

you get mirror salesmen.

inserts a long time.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get mirror salesmen.
inserts a long time.

you get winter...summer's another matter.
inserts a long goodbye.

 

[blunthead]

you get in-laws and the Holidays.

inserts the last analysis.