Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Benjamin Button.
inserts a confirmation.

you get to dress up in your Sunday best and kneel too soon and have to get up and do so on cue.
inserts a pastor thinking, that kid can't do anything right.

 

[blunthead]

you get a video unfortunate for the pastor.

inserts a holler.

 

[AnnaMarie]

You get an echo.....echo.....echo

Insert a concert ticket

 

[blunthead]

you get a rebate for a car.

inserts 3-D glasses.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a rebate for a car.
inserts 3-D glasses.

you hear your wife say to the screen...'we're keeping ours!'...when the voice tells the audience of the bin located in the foyer.
inserts an opus.

 

[AnnaMarie]

You get a magnum.

Insert a wish

 

[blunthead]

you get to figure out what to do with a genie.

inserts a flying crowd.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to figure out what to do with a genie.
inserts a flying crowd.

you get to watch as bags are stored in the overhead bins.
inserts a double-header for the weekend.

 

[Neesy]

You get a chicken with two heads
Inserts "two heads are better than one!"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a chicken with two heads
Inserts "two heads are better than one!"

you get that gray-haired man in the commercials being brought home by two coeds.
inserts the neighbors, scandalized.

 

[Neesy]

You get me saying "What?" - now that is a weird commercial - gotta see that one!

Inserts neighbours with a pool and a dog, right next door, but not too friendly

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get me saying "What?" - now that is a weird commercial - gotta see that one!
Inserts neighbours with a pool and a dog, right next door, but not too friendly

you get an ankle biter defending the surf front and a man affixing "no trespassing" signs every five feet along the fence.
inserts CPR dummies lounging around the pool.

 

[blunthead]

you get ready for a nuclear test.

inserts the big one.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get ready for a nuclear test.
inserts the big one.

you get opinion, divided, you get murmuring, murmuring, crowd noises, concern, you get mad mothers stalking the boulevards, shouting.
inserts a letter opener and a S.A.S.E.

 

[blunthead]

you get to find out what you think.

inserts the Rockies.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to find out what you think.
inserts the Rockies.

you get to enjoy a lesser-known chorus-line, high-steppin strutters but droppin bones, darkened flesh, the hoi polloi of that winter retreat.
inserts a tac-down strip not needed for the installation.

 

[blunthead]

you get a new mousetrap.

inserts lotsa money.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a new mousetrap.
inserts lotsa money.

a whole lotta spending money...but it's all relative...a bag full of returnables or the going rate for a bag of plasma.
inserts a truck full of old windows, sashes, pieces of aluminum, the detritus of a former life.

 

[blunthead]

a whole lotta spending money...but it's all relative...a bag full of returnables or the going rate for a bag of plasma.
inserts a truck full of old windows, sashes, pieces of aluminum, the detritus of a former life.

you get the Truck of Usher.

inserts a patient.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the Truck of Usher.
inserts a patient.

you get to listen to the bleeps and beeps, the whistles and wheezes.
inserts a face pressed to the bus window watching the same signs, beer signs, bars, one after another, on the way out of Milwaukee.