Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a modern oriental condo.
inserts yourself.

finally! you get to throw out your arms and shout, HERE I AM! TO SAVE THE DAY!
inserts startled party-goers moving toward the exits.

 

[blunthead]

you get the wrong house.

inserts adult behavior.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the wrong house.
inserts adult behavior.

you get a commercial about Bob...while the family waits, watching tv, for mom...before they go to church.
inserts a simple concept.

 

[blunthead]

you get Tax Law.

inserts a stone temple.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Tax Law.
inserts a stone temple.

you get a bunch of rocks pile up just so.
inserts a long left-handed tail on a previously normal IQ curve.

 

[Neesy]

you get a bunch of rocks pile up just so.
inserts a long left-handed tail on a previously normal IQ curve.

You get Lefty the Neanderthal - a throwback to the Ice Age

Inserts that nagging, incessant throbbing at the base of your skull

 

[blunthead]

(...Lefty the Neanderthal... )

Inserts that nagging, incessant throbbing at the base of your skull

you get put a cork in a bullet hole.

inserts cognac.

 

[Neesy]

you get put a cork in a bullet hole.

inserts cognac.

You get to swirl it slowly in the snifter while inhaling the aroma

Inserts hardcover books mixed in with softcover books

 

[blunthead]

you get to take longer moving.

inserts bananas.

 

[Neesy]

you get to take longer moving.

inserts bananas.

You get a weird movie by Woody Allen

Inserts no refunds, only store credit

 

[blunthead]

you get to agree to continue shopping there because everything's so cheap.

inserts a car crusher.

 

[Neesy]

you get to agree to continue shopping there because everything's so cheap.

inserts a car crusher.

You get a unique way to hide the body in the trunk

Inserts a Hooters cocktail waitress

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a unique way to hide the body in the trunk
Inserts a Hooters cocktail waitress

you get all tongue-tied and when she asks you reply you're parsley.
inserts a hookah-smoking caterpillar.

 

[Neesy]

you get all tongue-tied and when she asks you reply you're parsley.
inserts a hookah-smoking caterpillar.

You get to Go Ask Alice (when she's 10 feet tall)

Inserts a window on the world for the Armchair Tourist

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to Go Ask Alice (when she's 10 feet tall)
Inserts a window on the world for the Armchair Tourist

you forget you were playing a game...and leave Scotland Istanbul and head back.
inserts the nattering nabobs of negativity.

 

[blunthead]

you get noxious nano-Nubians.

inserts final jeopardy.

 

[Neesy]

you get noxious nano-Nubians.

inserts final jeopardy.

You get to sing the theme song "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum- Dump da dum dum dum dum dum (boom boom)
Inserts "Which American state can be spelled with only one row of the keyboard?"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to sing the theme song "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum- Dump da dum dum dum dum dum (boom boom)
Inserts "Which American state can be spelled with only one row of the keyboard?"

you get Alaska.
inserts everything you need to get the job done right.

 

[blunthead]

you get Lowe's, Kmart, and Paul's Liguors.

inserts temporary sex appeal.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Lowe's, Kmart, and Paul's Liguors.
inserts temporary sex appeal.

you get to ride like the wind until midnight when you turn back into a pumpkin.
inserts a man who came to believe terrible things of the Creator.