Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a standard quarter horse, not a painted pony
Inserts bad girls (talkin' bout bad girls) beep beep!

you get a popular thread on the SKMB...where Neesy is coming and going.
inserts a boiled egg in the morning...another in the evening...one in the afternoon.

 

[blunthead]

you get a doctor's clarification.

inserts a great, great round.

 

[Neesy]

you get a doctor's clarification.

inserts a great, great round.

You get 18 holes of golf followed by a drink at the 19th hole

Inserts "My Mama told me there would be days like this".

 

[blunthead]

you get a good Motown tune which will now be in my head for four months.

inserts a quadmester.

 

[Kitten]

gets a writing class with Stephen King.

inserts a balloon

 

[blunthead]

you to finally float like the rest of us.

inserts a color TV.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you to finally float like the rest of us.
inserts a color TV.

You watch The Wizard of OZ again.
inserts what Jefferson read, Ike watched, and Obama tweeted.

 

[Neesy]

You watch The Wizard of OZ again.
inserts what Jefferson read, Ike watched, and Obama tweeted.

You get the latest White House information

Inserts a big juicy burger stuffed with cheese.

 

[blunthead]

you get a donut, only lower on the food pyramid.

inserts a love life.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a donut, only lower on the food pyramid.
inserts a love life.

you get the updates every minute on Facebook.
inserts a long & noble tradition.

 

[blunthead]

you get babies.

inserts a plate number.

 

[Neesy]

you get babies.

inserts a plate number.

You get a printing plate.
Inserts a computer that is so slow you can type and it cannot keep up with you

Spoiler: arrrrgh!

I would like to know WTF is up with this G-D computer

 

[blunthead]

You get a printing plate.
Inserts a computer that is so slow you can type and it cannot keep up with you

Spoiler: arrrrgh!

I would like to know WTF is up with this G-D computer

you get incompatible software, or a slow processor, or not sufficient RAM.

inserts The Geek Squad.

 

[Neesy]

you get incompatible software, or a slow processor, or not sufficient RAM.

inserts The Geek Squad.

You get me wishing we had such a thing here (might look into that)
Inserts currently have 1.64 GB or 90 programs installed

 

[blunthead]

you get a lower than average number.

inserts check out YouTube vids for how to uninstall AVG PC.

 

[Neesy]

you get a lower than average number.

inserts check out YouTube vids for how to uninstall AVG PC.

You get me wondering if installing more crap is really going to get rid of it!

Inserts a bit of a pain in the head

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get distracted from the pain in the ar......other part of your body.

Inserts a free six-pack of beer.

 

[Neesy]

You get distracted from the pain in the ar......other part of your body.

Inserts a free six-pack of beer.

You get people lining up around the block (or for those in the UK - forming a queue!)

Inserts butterflies in the garden and bees in the bushes

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get the perfect excuse to break out the garden chairs and crack open a beer (there's a theme developing here isn't there?)


Hammock or deck-chair?

 

[Neesy]

You get the perfect excuse to break out the garden chairs and crack open a beer (there's a theme developing here isn't there?)


Hammock or deck-chair?

I'll change your answer to the proper format (if you don't mind?)

Inserts a hammock or a deck chair


You get your choice of lying down or sitting up and taking notice

Inserts a keyboard that is quite small