Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

You get to play "pick up sticks" when the box finally opens.

Inserts a dot-sized Bandaid

You get to apply it to the centre of your forehead, between your eyes

Inserts tuna 'surprise'

 

[EAST COASTER]

You get a fish jumping out of your birthday cake.

Inserts a roaring log fire

 

[Neesy]

You get a fish jumping out of your birthday cake.

Inserts a roaring log fire

You get to sit there, staring into the fire and say "isn't life great?"

Inserts a kindly bus driver letting you on, even if you don't have the fare

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to sit there, staring into the fire and say "isn't life great?"
Inserts a kindly bus driver letting you on, even if you don't have the fare

you take a seat in the back where a big lady knocks the livin' Jesus outta you.
inserts a huge & undisciplined anus in the bright blue Monday afternoon sky.

 

[blunthead]

you get Kanye West busting an awards show yet again.

inserts jazz.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Kanye West busting an awards show yet again.
inserts jazz.

you get an improvised solo.
inserts an after-school special.

 

[blunthead]

you get to hide in trees and smoke bananas with your buds.

inserts cheese dip.

 

[Debbie913]

You get to make the biggest mess in the food fight.

Inserts the countdown

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to make the biggest mess in the food fight.
Inserts the countdown

you tie it on the end of the line and start paddling backwards.
inserts one barking otter.

 

[Neesy]

you tie it on the end of the line and start paddling backwards.
inserts one barking otter.

You get the rest of the Otter clan showing up, sliding down the hills into the water and just generally having a great time.

Inserts a Duncan Hines chewy chocolate brownie mix and a Kitchen Aid stand mixer

 

[blunthead]

you get to hire a baker.

inserts a cartoon.

 

[Neesy]

you get to hire a baker.

inserts a cartoon.

You get to analyze the hidden meanings until someone says "it's just for a laugh!"

Inserts a Beatles tribute band called The Fab Four.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to analyze the hidden meanings until someone says "it's just for a laugh!"
Inserts a Beatles tribute band called The Fab Four.

you get to imagine they are the Beatles.
inserts a do-not-disturb sign.

 

[blunthead]

you get not to dance.

inserts steam.

 

[Neesy]

You get the sexy lass in the magician's hat (alas she is evil and will steal your steam)
Inserts a red red rose

 

[blunthead]

you get poetic license.

inserts the bizarre.

 

[Neesy]

You get a cheese and jam sandwich

Inserts waves breaking on the shore

 

[blunthead]

you get gritty.

inserts a first date.

 

[Neesy]

You get awkward attempts at being polite with each other

Inserts a well balanced meal.

 

[blunthead]

you get a myth.

inserts talent on loan from God.