Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Ashcrash]

You get a Dollar with Sara palin picture

insert gag reflex

 

[blunthead]

you get a bad joke about bulimia.

inserts change.

 

[Ashcrash]

You get survivalists fire starter kit

Inserts book of matches

 

[blunthead]

you get a dating guide.

inserts a blank display.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a dating guide.
inserts a blank display.

you get a kid with a crayon, drawing on the wall behind the display.
inserts free range, feral children, crawling through open windows.

 

[blunthead]

you get a tough protein source.

inserts life in prison.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a tough protein source.
inserts life in prison.

you get on the yard
inserts a young man trying to understand the business.

 

[blunthead]

you get a fool without his money.

inserts knees.

 

[Neesy]

You get something about bees and their knees

Inserts a considerate spouse who sleeps on the deck and lets you post all day long.

 

[blunthead]

you get chloral hydrate.

inserts depictions of violent weather.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get chloral hydrate.
inserts depictions of violent weather.

you get a Hawaiian dancer with a bad case of the boogey boogey shakes.
inserts a passel of big-rumped good ole boys with damp armpits, spoons, a napkin around their chin and a bowl full of grits.

 

[blunthead]

you get to google how to nuke a passel.

inserts a smart robot.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to google how to nuke a passel.
inserts a smart robot.

you get to see the swinging Slinky arms, the blinking lights, and the warning DANGER! DANGER! RUN! Walter Oobleck! RUN!
inserts a a guy running out of town, a thin layer of snow on the shoulder of the road...and tracks from yesterday beginning to fill in.

 

[Neesy]

you get to see the swinging Slinky arms, the blinking lights, and the warning DANGER! DANGER! RUN! Walter Oobleck! RUN!
inserts a a guy running out of town, a thin layer of snow on the shoulder of the road...and tracks from yesterday beginning to fill in.

You get a prison escape up north, with the Mounties on your tail

Inserts a sad person contemplating their work day in six hours time.

 

[blunthead]

you get to prepare.

inserts a townhouse.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to prepare.
inserts a townhouse.

you get a bunch of elves singing, our house! is a very very very fine house! with cookies in the yard! life used to be so hard!
inserts something in the bull-rushes, lip-smacking and making basso prof-undo throaty sounds.

 

[Neesy]

you get a bunch of elves singing, our house! is a very very very fine house! with cookies in the yard! life used to be so hard!
inserts something in the bull-rushes, lip-smacking and making basso prof-undo throaty sounds.

You get a horny toad

Inserts time to get up and cracking, face the day, make the best of it, give it the old college try etc.

 

[blunthead]

you get exhausted by cliches.

inserts piano keys.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get exhausted by cliches.
inserts piano keys.

you get to go through the set, trying to figure out which opens the church door.
inserts the standard-issue plastic, pneumatic blonde with wide happy eyes, sun-streaked hair, snub-nose, smiling mouth, overbite, knee-length tee-shirt with big red letters across the substantial breasts, MASCOT

 

[Neesy]

you get to go through the set, trying to figure out which opens the church door.
inserts the standard-issue plastic, pneumatic blonde with wide happy eyes, sun-streaked hair, snub-nose, smiling mouth, overbite, knee-length tee-shirt with big red letters across the substantial breasts, MASCOT

You get her in doll size to give to the kiddies, who will dress her up and take her for walks in the carriage.

Inserts three cabbage rolls and five lemon pepper fish fries for those feeling peckish.