Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

You get her in doll size to give to the kiddies, who will dress her up and take her for walks in the carriage.
Inserts three cabbage rolls and five lemon pepper fish fries for those feeling peckish.

you get to tie on your bib and show up at Neesy's house...with fork and plate.
inserts a goose walking across the yard, angling her head to peer up at you sitting on the porch, eating fish fries and cabbage rolls.

 

[Neesy]

you get to tie on your bib and show up at Neesy's house...with fork and plate.
inserts a goose walking across the yard, angling her head to peer up at you sitting on the porch, eating fish fries and cabbage rolls.

You get to cry "loosey goosey", "Lucy Goosy" (or words to that effect).

Inserts a goose hissing and spitting at you while approaching at high speed.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to cry "loosey goosey", "Lucy Goosy" (or words to that effect).
Inserts a goose hissing and spitting at you while approaching at high speed.

you get to try out your Red Ball Jets again and run to Boston.
inserts a member coming around the clubhouse turn, running hell-bent for leather, the green ripper at his heels.

 

[Neesy]

You get to either win, place or show on your five dollar bet.

Inserts triple A batteries, the fancy kind you can test by pressing on the dots.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to either win, place or show on your five dollar bet.
Inserts triple A batteries, the fancy kind you can test by pressing on the dots.

you get to blast off a dot-dot-dot dash-dash-dash dot-dot-dot to the passing satellite that you know is really an alien spaceship with really intelligent life on board.
inserts a voice calling out the opened door, time for bed!

 

[Neesy]

you get to blast off a dot-dot-dot dash-dash-dash dot-dot-dot to the passing satellite that you know is really an alien spaceship with really intelligent life on board.
inserts a voice calling out the opened door, time for bed!

You get an overwhelming sense of relief that finally you can get some rest.

Inserts Morse code for the sailor in you, but I never did learn that fancy stuff meself.

Spoiler

SOS?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get an overwhelming sense of relief that finally you can get some rest.

Inserts Morse code for the sailor in you, but I never did learn that fancy stuff meself.

Spoiler

SOS?

you get Joe Hill's story in the mail...and yes, s.o.s.
inserts a bowl of ice cream, Blue Bunny Birthday Party.

 

[Neesy]

you get Joe Hill's story in the mail...and yes, s.o.s.
inserts a bowl of ice cream, Blue Bunny Birthday Party.

You put it in a cone and eat it on the way to the Blue Ribbon Laundry

Inserts bills, bills, bills - if it's not one thing, it's another

 

[blunthead]

you get to pretend you're not in debt.

inserts a cook.

 

[Neesy]

you get to pretend you're not in debt.

inserts a cook.

You get too many of them and end up spoiling the broth.

Inserts yet another bright eyed and bushy tailed young intern.

 

[blunthead]

you get to install a Clinton alarm.

inserts a boycott.

 

[Neesy]

you get to install a Clinton alarm.

inserts a boycott.

You get a girl cot along side the boycott, only in a pretty shade of pink

Inserts projectile vomiting in a newborn.

 

[Ashcrash]

you get fifty shades of grey prejectile vomit

Inserts pocket watch

 

[blunthead]

you get a pickpocket stalker.

inserts law enforcement.

 

[Neesy]

You get to be face down on the ground with the cuffs around your wrists.

Inserts a crocheted afghan in shades of dark green, burgundy and sage.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to be face down on the ground with the cuffs around your wrists.
Inserts a crocheted afghan in shades of dark green, burgundy and sage.

you get to reminisce about the time you upchucked greasy popcorn on Grandma's afghan of those colors.
inserts the Emergency Response Laundry Team.

 

[Neesy]

you get to reminisce about the time you upchucked greasy popcorn on Grandma's afghan of those colors.
inserts the Emergency Response Laundry Team.

You get to sort by numbers - One! present whites! Two - order whites! (and so on and so forth as the Oobleck likes to say).

Inserts the precision nail banging team, dressed in coordinated nail aprons.

 

[blunthead]

you get The Village Carpenters.

inserts lotion.

 

[Neesy]

You get: It puts the lotion on it's body and then puts it back in the basket (or it gets the hose again!).
Inserts jiggly red jello with white globs of artificial whipped cream.

 

[blunthead]

you get a promo vision.

inserts off key.