Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to take a hint.
inserts 350,000 items.

you order a glass of water and a toothpick.
inserts hot chicks with serious boobies.

 

[blunthead]

you get a compilation of village idiots chasing hens in summer.

inserts a houseboat.

 

[Blake]

a three day house boat party, and the guests don't get the hint

inserts a twenty-stone Tongan sumo wrestler.

 

[blunthead]

you get chafed.

inserts knees.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get chafed.
inserts knees.

you get to sing, 'where have all, the cypress gone! long-time! passing!'
inserts a boat guide in a foul mood.

 

[blunthead]

you get to dock at the chicken place.

inserts personal feelings.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to dock at the chicken place.
inserts personal feelings.

you get everyone letting it all hang out, getting it off their chest, venting their spleen, airing their laundry.
inserts a group of people hoicking their packs onto their shoulders.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

You get to lead a bunch of tourists on a 7 day hike into the ruins of un-excavated cliff dwellers in New Mexico.

inserts a bottle of fireball and no plans

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get to lead a bunch of tourists on a 7 day hike into the ruins of un-excavated cliff dwellers in New Mexico.
inserts a bottle of fireball and no plans

you take a shot or two, turn up Neil Young's Cinnamon Girl.
inserts a duck stepping gingerly through the land mine field.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get a sense of humor that is quacked!

inserts a dime store hood and a drugstore cowboy

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a sense of humor that is quacked!
inserts a dime store hood and a drugstore cowboy

you get a new Hank, singing about poor old Kirby, who never got a diss.
inserts all of the fine young cannibals.

 

[blunthead]

you get one slightly older and bigger cannibal.

inserts detente.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get one slightly older and bigger cannibal.

inserts detente.

you get two! two! two mints in one!
inserts a lesson in economics.

 

[blunthead]

you get a rubber check.

inserts a crime you're about to commit.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to almost punish me

inserts a penny for your thoughts

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to almost punish me
inserts a penny for your thoughts

you stick the pennies in your tennies and pretend you're trending.
inserts a big ole ball of wax.

 

[blunthead]

you get a very used Q-tip.

inserts ice.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a very used Q-tip.
inserts ice.

you do a variation on the Macareena...Macaroni...Maca-jive-hooey! that's cold!
inserts that late afternoon locker-room smell.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

you get to be alone for awhile

inserts a fishing pole , cold beer and a few hours

 

[blunthead]

you get timed paradise.

inserts policy.