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you get hypnotized and will squeal like a pig every time you hear the word "Frank"
inserts popcorn
you get to run thru the local supermarket with ray stevens as your local news reporter.. reporting Live
inserts a blush
you get to give your hand away.
inserts a sundance.
you get hairy in places you didn't know you had.
inserts the third day.
you get venison in the freezer
inserts the twist
you get cool jewels.
inserts mercury.
you get a very frustrated pedophile.
inserts a habitable planet.