Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

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Walter Oobleck

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You get a heterosexual? one that says "Whatcha dyne?" (think of a strong Irish accent)

Insert a broken heart pining away for a lost love.

You get to walk over to Billy...again...and slap a wooden nickel on his damp napkin.
Inserts the sudden rush of street noise as the door opens and the sunlight runs in ahead of
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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You get to walk over to Billy...again...and slap a wooden nickel on his damp napkin.
Inserts the sudden rush of street noise as the door opens and the sunlight runs in ahead of
You get to take a deep breath and rush headlong into the noise and light, saying thank God I'm out of that dank bar

Inserts washing the grime off the windows with vinegar and feeling an urge for Spring cleaning.
 

Walter Oobleck

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Mar 6, 2013
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You get to take a deep breath and rush headlong into the noise and light, saying thank God I'm out of that dank bar
Inserts washing the grime off the windows with vinegar and feeling an urge for Spring cleaning.

your eyes pop open, you feel a chill, then you reach for the covers, roll over and think about The Big Rock Candy Mountain.
inserts a pleasant dream about a Hulla-Hoop.
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
your eyes pop open, you feel a chill, then you reach for the covers, roll over and think about The Big Rock Candy Mountain.
inserts a pleasant dream about a Hulla-Hoop.
You get to remember being a skinny kid who could make that hula hoop go round and round for an hour at a time

Inserts a golden oldie by a girl group from the 60s
 
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Walter Oobleck

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You get to pause on Main Street and listen to the Ukrainian Cathedral bells
Inserts a pic with sunglasses, sent by text message on a hot summer day

you get to pant and perspire...heavily...and wipe your brow and ask to be brought to the shade to gather your self.
inserts a comatose man lying in the shade, the neighbors gathered by the fence, showing concern.
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
61,289
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
you get to pant and perspire...heavily...and wipe your brow and ask to be brought to the shade to gather your self.
inserts a comatose man lying in the shade, the neighbors gathered by the fence, showing concern.
You get to fill a bucket with lukewarm water and enjoy dousing him with it (ah - it's the little things in life, isn't it?)

Inserts a suddenly enraged man chasing you down the back lane, shouting obscenities
 
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Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
Mar 6, 2013
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You get to fill a bucket with lukewarm water and enjoy dousing him with it (ah - it's the little things in life, isn't it?)
Inserts a suddenly enraged man chasing you down the back lane, shouting obscenities

You get to wish you'd bought the model with the SmartKey as you suspect this man wants to do more than a simple hug.
inserts six bags of manure, eleven tomato plants in cups, twelve cucumber starts on the table, and the neighbor's dog popping a squat in the freshly turned soil.
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
You get to wish you'd bought the model with the SmartKey as you suspect this man wants to do more than a simple hug.
inserts six bags of manure, eleven tomato plants in cups, twelve cucumber starts on the table, and the neighbor's dog popping a squat in the freshly turned soil.
You get to anticipate fresh salad for the summer.

Inserts a raspberry tart from the French bakery down the street - oui, oui - I like those rich pastries!
 
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Walter Oobleck

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You get to anticipate fresh salad for the summer.
Inserts a raspberry tart from the French bakery down the street - oui, oui - I like those rich pastries!

you get to exclaim WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! pointing with one hand, reach with the other, ummm, you get, raspberry tarts! nessy pa!
inserts a Japanese bakery shop on the corner.
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
you get to exclaim WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! pointing with one hand, reach with the other, ummm, you get, raspberry tarts! nessy pa!
inserts a Japanese bakery shop on the corner.
You get to buy the sushi and then take it home and cook it properly! :m_pan: ewww - raw fish - yuck!

Inserts Sven and Yolanda's wedding social - it's a pot luck (yah yah fer sure) - do you like smoked fish?
 
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Walter Oobleck

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Mar 6, 2013
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You get to buy the sushi and then take it home and cook it properly! :m_pan: ewww - raw fish - yuck!
Inserts Sven and Yolanda's wedding social - it's a pot luck (yah yah fer sure) - do you like smoked fish?

you get to hose yourself down with some SprayTan and spot check your self in the mirrors at Walmart.
inserts the ushers who tell you to remove your brogans and socks as this social is a barefoot affair.
 
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Ebdim9th

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You get to name your band "The Barefoot Ushers" ....

Inserts a clothing-optional beach .....
 
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Walter Oobleck

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You get to buy the large economy size suntan lotion for the tender vulnerable skin

Inserts salmon in a can with bones and all

you throw it in a sauce pan with some milk and bake it in the oven...'long with some onions, spices, whatnots.
inserts a passel of crabby kids sulking, pouting, arms folded...that let's go to Pizza Hut look in their eye.
 
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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
61,289
239,271
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
you throw it in a sauce pan with some milk and bake it in the oven...'long with some onions, spices, whatnots.
inserts a passel of crabby kids sulking, pouting, arms folded...that let's go to Pizza Hut look in their eye.
You get to put them to work cutting grass and weeding the garden to teach them to earn their keep, before going for pizza.

Inserts a craving for heart healthy food, fresh veggies and fruits, all washed down with a glass of soy milk - mmmm - doggies!
 
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Walter Oobleck

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Mar 6, 2013
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You get to put them to work cutting grass and weeding the garden to teach them to earn their keep, before going for pizza.
Inserts a craving for heart healthy food, fresh veggies and fruits, all washed down with a glass of soy milk - mmmm - doggies!

so you break all kinds of traffic regulations and pull up to the window to order a Grease Town Special with a double-order of fries and tell them to pull a Jolt outta the fridge.
inserts pieces of lettuce, chunks of Angus beef, and a stray diced onion or two on the seat...between your legs.
 
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