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You get a heterosexual? one that says "Whatcha dyne?" (think of a strong Irish accent)You get a response on May the 15th.
Inserts a heterodyne.....
You get a heterosexual? one that says "Whatcha dyne?" (think of a strong Irish accent)
Insert a broken heart pining away for a lost love.
You get to take a deep breath and rush headlong into the noise and light, saying thank God I'm out of that dank barYou get to walk over to Billy...again...and slap a wooden nickel on his damp napkin.
Inserts the sudden rush of street noise as the door opens and the sunlight runs in ahead of
You get to take a deep breath and rush headlong into the noise and light, saying thank God I'm out of that dank bar
Inserts washing the grime off the windows with vinegar and feeling an urge for Spring cleaning.
You get to remember being a skinny kid who could make that hula hoop go round and round for an hour at a timeyour eyes pop open, you feel a chill, then you reach for the covers, roll over and think about The Big Rock Candy Mountain.
inserts a pleasant dream about a Hulla-Hoop.
You get to remember being a skinny kid who could make that hula hoop go round and round for an hour at a time
Inserts a golden oldie by a girl group from the 60s
You get to pause on Main Street and listen to the Ukrainian Cathedral bellsyou get I-KO I-KO, un-day
inserts the five o'clock chimes
You get to pause on Main Street and listen to the Ukrainian Cathedral bells
Inserts a pic with sunglasses, sent by text message on a hot summer day
You get to fill a bucket with lukewarm water and enjoy dousing him with it (ah - it's the little things in life, isn't it?)you get to pant and perspire...heavily...and wipe your brow and ask to be brought to the shade to gather your self.
inserts a comatose man lying in the shade, the neighbors gathered by the fence, showing concern.
You get to fill a bucket with lukewarm water and enjoy dousing him with it (ah - it's the little things in life, isn't it?)
Inserts a suddenly enraged man chasing you down the back lane, shouting obscenities
You get to anticipate fresh salad for the summer.You get to wish you'd bought the model with the SmartKey as you suspect this man wants to do more than a simple hug.
inserts six bags of manure, eleven tomato plants in cups, twelve cucumber starts on the table, and the neighbor's dog popping a squat in the freshly turned soil.
You get to anticipate fresh salad for the summer.
Inserts a raspberry tart from the French bakery down the street - oui, oui - I like those rich pastries!
You get to buy the sushi and then take it home and cook it properly! ewww - raw fish - yuck!you get to exclaim WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! pointing with one hand, reach with the other, ummm, you get, raspberry tarts! nessy pa!
inserts a Japanese bakery shop on the corner.
You get to buy the sushi and then take it home and cook it properly! ewww - raw fish - yuck!
Inserts Sven and Yolanda's wedding social - it's a pot luck (yah yah fer sure) - do you like smoked fish?
You get to buy the large economy size suntan lotion for the tender vulnerable skinYou get to name your band "The Barefoot Ushers" ....
Inserts a clothing-optional beach .....
You get to buy the large economy size suntan lotion for the tender vulnerable skin
Inserts salmon in a can with bones and all
You get to put them to work cutting grass and weeding the garden to teach them to earn their keep, before going for pizza.you throw it in a sauce pan with some milk and bake it in the oven...'long with some onions, spices, whatnots.
inserts a passel of crabby kids sulking, pouting, arms folded...that let's go to Pizza Hut look in their eye.
You get to put them to work cutting grass and weeding the garden to teach them to earn their keep, before going for pizza.
Inserts a craving for heart healthy food, fresh veggies and fruits, all washed down with a glass of soy milk - mmmm - doggies!