Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

get a glass of rocks.

inserts a package of limited edition Oreos (pumpkin spice)

You get to throw them to the seagulls at the mall (in the parking lot)

Inserts a big deep bathtub full of warm water and bubble bath

 

[Samantha_]

Gets candles.

*inserts a swatch of lavender.*

 

[Nomik]

Gets candles.

*inserts a swatch of lavender.*

And your get mouth to mouth resuscitation because you fell asleep in the bath.

Insert the last person who's post you liked!

 

[Samantha_]

I'm sorry but they refused to be put into a tiny little reply box; or at least that's what I think anyone would say!

Inserts satire.

 

[Nomik]

And we watch from within the simile, thinking
This is not a satire,
This isn't even funny-
This is an outrage!

Insert your favorite scary movie cliche. .

 

[goodwitch]

You get the trampy dumb girl running upstairs to get away.....

Insert a radical idea..

 

[Samantha_]

Gets acceptance.

*inserts two items.*

 

[Nomik]

You get pay a citation for rocking the the machine ,
"But, it ate my LAST TWO ITEMS and it still won't give me anything!"
%$! - fined again for vulgarity

Insert M. Night Shyamalon's current thought.

 

[Neesy]

You get pay a citation for rocking the the machine ,
"But, it ate my LAST TWO ITEMS and it still won't give me anything!"
%$! - fined again for vulgarity

Insert M. Night Shyamalon's current thought.

You get a puzzled expression on your face

Inserts a Maine accent and an unintentionally funny movie about rats

 

[Samantha_]

Gets a cab driver who asks why I'm opening up the laptop to dreamscape.

*inserts 22 lines and the equivalent amount of words.*

 

[Nomik]

You get a fruitless Google fetch and a feeble nod to Netscape navigator.


Insert universally underwhelming, numerical response to an open ended question, then add one.

 

[Samantha_]

Gets Pi squared on acid x 4 = - the orbit of the moon adding in three oranges, two black eyed peas and four backtrack demos with lyrics written in mathematical perfection +1 and one outstanding question as to whether the demos must be played to make the equation work (thus adding in another type of orbit and sound waves and more ...).

inserts *the world is round*.

 

[Nomik]

39

% Calculations
for i = 1 : ntsteps / dt

rm = sqrt(xm(i)^2 + ym(i)^2);
re = sqrt(xe(i)^2 + ye(i)^2);
rme = sqrt((xm(i) - xe(i))^2 + (ym(i) - ye(i))^2);

vex = vex - 4 * pi^2 * xe(i) / re^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (mm / ms) * (xe(i) - xm(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vey = vey - 4 * pi^2 * ye(i) / re^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (mm / ms) * (ye(i) - xm(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vmx = vmx - 4 * pi^2 * xm(i) / rm^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (me / ms) * (xm(i) - xe(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vmy = vmy - 4 * pi^2 * ym(i) / rm^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (me / ms) * (ym(i) - ye(i))/rme^3 * dt;

xm(i + 1) = xm(i) + vmx * dt;
ym(i + 1) = ym(i) + vmy * dt;

xe(i + 1) = xe(i) + vex * dt;
ye(i + 1) = ye(i) + vey * dt;
------???????
Oh I misread that

Insert Mili Vanilli

 

[Samantha_]

39

% Calculations
for i = 1 : ntsteps / dt

rm = sqrt(xm(i)^2 + ym(i)^2);
re = sqrt(xe(i)^2 + ye(i)^2);
rme = sqrt((xm(i) - xe(i))^2 + (ym(i) - ye(i))^2);

vex = vex - 4 * pi^2 * xe(i) / re^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (mm / ms) * (xe(i) - xm(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vey = vey - 4 * pi^2 * ye(i) / re^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (mm / ms) * (ye(i) - xm(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vmx = vmx - 4 * pi^2 * xm(i) / rm^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (me / ms) * (xm(i) - xe(i))/rme^3 * dt;
vmy = vmy - 4 * pi^2 * ym(i) / rm^3 * dt - 4 * pi^2 * (me / ms) * (ym(i) - ye(i))/rme^3 * dt;

xm(i + 1) = xm(i) + vmx * dt;
ym(i + 1) = ym(i) + vmy * dt;

xe(i + 1) = xe(i) + vex * dt;
ye(i + 1) = ye(i) + vey * dt;
------???????
Oh I misread that

Insert Mili Vanilli

First, I have to say that's brilliant and funny!

You get to remember all the controversy surrounding the band "Wham."

inserts memory.

 

[Nomik]

You get a musical number from Cats.
And (ohhh - I get the SEO association now) eventually I might say

. . .Im in the mood for strawberries instead
Insert the name of a mutant from The Hills Have Eyes

 

[Samantha_]

gets I have no idea.

inserts perspective virtual motion.

 

[Neesy]

gets I have no idea.

inserts perspective virtual motion.

You become wordless

Spoiler

Inserts a little red Corvette

 

[goodwitch]

You get a bunch of crying doves on a motorcycle and acid purple rain.

Inserts the lunar cycle

 

[Neesy]

You get a bunch of crying doves on a motorcycle and acid purple rain.

Inserts the lunar cycle

You get to rip off your tattered rags and howl at the moon

Inserts an anticipated rendezvous with just a touch of trepidation

 

[Samantha_]

gets to watch for red flags.

inserts a light bulb.