Word Game - Tpbm

[Neesy]

wool socks...keeps the feet dry, the wife happy, the dog forlorn.
tpbm has 17 holes in the roof, 16 buckets & a thirsty friend.

Oh no - not any more - got a new roof!

TPBM is sporting new headdress and freshly trimmed body hair

 

[blunthead]

Oh no - not any more - got a new roof!

TPBM is sporting new headdress and freshly trimmed body hair

(You can't disagree!!! Neese, you no better!!!)

Being the Witch Doctor includes unexpected, ridiculous demands.

TPBM told me off.

 

[Neesy]

(You can't disagree!!! Neese, you no better!!!)

Being the Witch Doctor includes unexpected, ridiculous demands.

TPBM told me off.

Sorry - I am out of practice - blame it on a frozen brain (or being surprised to see Walt back)

Yes - I told you off

TPBM is listening to his French lessons on tapes

 

[blunthead]

yes, and they're hot! Great, strange lessons!

TPBM is backwards.

 

[Neesy]

It's the story of my life

TPBM has learned a life lesson in human relations

 

[blunthead]

I did, but passed with a C-.

TPBM fell into a well.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I did, but passed with a C-.

TPBM fell into a well.

I blame it on the author...allatime wanting to throw me down a well...with Timmy...alas.
tpbm generally makes a fresh pot of coffee every week even if there is some left over.

 

[blunthead]

The In-laws make it necessary.

TPBM doesn't sleep at night.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

The In-laws make it necessary.

TPBM doesn't sleep at night.

yes...but I take a nap in the afternoon and it seems to work out okay.
tpbm lives on the dirty edge of disaster.

 

[blunthead]

And I flirt with it, too.

TPBM snores.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

And I flirt with it, too.
TPBM snores.

yes...I do...and I need some of those strips.
tpbm lost their shoes and tube socks to a tourist while sleeping it off in an alley.

 

[Neesy]

Well thank God for that!

TPBM prefers silky hose and spike heels.

 

[blunthead]

...to silky heels and spiked toes, sure.

TPBM lives in a cathedral.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

...to silky heels and spiked toes, sure.
TPBM lives in a cathedral.

yes...my abode, she hums...oooOOooommm!
tpbm has meat tucked away on the bottom of the pond getting ripe.

 

[blunthead]

I wasn't the Captain of that vessel!

TPBM is peter.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I wasn't the Captain of that vessel!
TPBM is peter.

yes sir...and I'm chewing gum.
tpbm has added a number of amendments to the Ten Commandments.

 

[Neesy]

Luckily I did not put them out there for public viewing

TPBM is a fan of popcorn, lightly salted

 

[blunthead]

yes, but I add salt.

TPBM has the official shirt.

 

[Neesy]

yes, but I add salt.

TPBM has the official shirt.

It's bright orange and suitable for wearing to bed

TPBM is afraid of fluorescent T-shirts.

 

[blunthead]

They remind me of the time I accidentally irradiated myself.

TPBM is fully dressed.