Word Game - Tpbm

[Narvic]

but he's gonna read a bit anyway!

TPBM is fun at parties!

 

[blunthead]

How could I tell, yer eyes are so droopy...

TPBM puts Slinkys on escalators.

 

[nate_watkins]

Too lazy to find the set of stairs...

TPBM runs out of steam...

 

[Out of Order]

Better change my message.........

TPBM needs a vacation.....

 

[fushingfeef]

...but no one is willing to give me theirs!

TPBM likes puppies....

 

[blunthead]

When I need a snack.

TPBM is all tied up.

 

[VampireLily]

.... and has just gnawed through her ropes.

TPBM is currently contemplating a rewarding career in Dolphin Training.

 

[blunthead]

BTW, an important rule which I forgot to include above (which I think no one has inadvertently broken yet, so this comment is not aimed at anyone ): all responses to accusations or statements about TPB, TPB must accept and not contradict. Carry on...

 

[Patricia A]

I am a notorious Job Flipper.

TPBM has never been to Spain.

 

[blunthead]

Neither have The Beatles.

TPBM eats backward.

 

[VampireLily]

This person eats a lot, the statement above is merely truth,

TPBM has been incarcerated at least once for eating peanut butter naked in public.

 

[blunthead]

I didn't know it was illegal naked peanut butter!

TPBM has a screw loose.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

but only on one end...so all is well.

TPBM shakes the mountains when they dance.

 

[blunthead]

I hate having man boobs!

TPBM can't find his way home.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

...just leave me alone I'll find my way home wagging my tail behind me.

TPBM has an impressive collection of Lego blocks.

 

[nate_watkins]

There's an addition on my house made of legos... People have begun to wonder...

TPBM dropped their pocket.

 

[Narvic]

after my life fell through a hole in it

TPBM dreams of vacationing on another planet

 

[blunthead]

I miss Earth so.

TPBM has an itch they can't scratch.

 

[nate_watkins]

That's why you see me driving erratically in your rear-view mirror...

TPBM changed.

 

[Neesy]

I had to change - I've been wearing this scrub top all day!
TPBM needs some fresh air