Word Game - Wyslm?

[Walter Oobleck]

yes! Maybe they'll feed me so I don't have to eat you.
WUSLM every single day?

you bet...and twice on Sunday!...always wants to say that, thank you!
wyslm after you discover that I scheduled you for a fight with the world?

 

[skimom2]

Psssh. Been there, bought the T-shirt.
WYSLM if I set the world on fire?

 

[Neesy]

Yes - hang on while I call 9-1-1

WYSLM in a parallel universe?

 

[blunthead]

yes, especially a horizontal one.

WUSLM if I hid on top of the elevator?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, especially a horizontal one.
WUSLM if I hid on top of the elevator?

yes...now I understand why I'm allatime looking up at the ceiling.
wyslm if I have not?

 

[blunthead]

yes, half a Hemingway's better than none.

WUSLM if my cat bit you?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, half a Hemingway's better than none.
WUSLM if my cat bit you?

ummmm...yeah...watch me now!
wyslm if I did the mashed-potato?

 

[blunthead]

yes. You could star in American Pie IV.

WUSLM if I left no physical evidence?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes. You could star in American Pie IV.
WUSLM if I left no physical evidence?

yes, I can sleep easier tonight knowing that we're in the clear.
wyslm if I showed up in high-water Wranglers (new blue), red suspenders, no shirt, farmer's tan, black brogans and wilted socks...to tend your lettuce patch?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I'm used to preparing myself for any bizarre thing about the garden since you've been tending it.

WUSLM if I was all over the TV?

 

[skimom2]

Just leave a little space so I can see my stories.
WYSLM if I never grew up?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I need someone to play dolls with.

WUSLM if I ended all my sentences with prepositions?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, I need someone to play dolls with.
WUSLM if I ended all my sentences with prepositions?

yes...and I'd admire and respect you for that.
wyslm if I showed up in the previously mentioned get-up, but instead of wilted socks, I wore white socks that looked like girls' tights?

 

[blunthead]

yes, because I'd know it was you by the piercing hairs.

WUSLM if I was feathery?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, because I'd know it was you by the piercing hairs.
WUSLM if I was feathery?

you bet...it'll give me some relief as I'm tired of people brushing me to send feathers flying.
wyslm if I showed up with a bunch of my friends and we were all wearing high-waters, suspenders, no shirts, barefoot, and we began to sing on the porch, Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight?

 

[skimom2]

Just let me get my chair and a drink
WYSLM if I threw a wrench into the works?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Just let me get my chair and a drink
WYSLM if I threw a wrench into the works?

I'll dance at your next wedding...all night long if it is an 11/16" wrench like the one I broke.
wyslm if while my friends and I were cutting up on your porch, it collapsed, injured a number of us, and we're now looking to be looked after...for life?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I can't fix that wrench. Maybe it'll work.

WUSLM if I was out number one?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, I can't fix that wrench. Maybe it'll work.
WUSLM if I was out number one?

not a problem...everyone goes a number of times each day and often in the middle of the night.
wyslm if people started throwing rocks at the cross of flowers in your lettuce patch and I only tossed them (the rocks) over in the onions?

 

[blunthead]

yes, the stink from the ruptured onions will keep the bad guys away! Brilliant!

WUSLM if I ransacked your pad?