Word Game - Wyslm?

[Walter Oobleck]

Sure as long as there are a few chocolate bars in the glove box

WYSLM if I took little pink Benadryl pills to reduce the swelling?

yes, you know I've always looked the other way when it comes to your drug dependency.
WYSLM if I said without shame or remorse that I am happy the people have spoken?

 

[Neesy]

yes, you know I've always looked the other way when it comes to your drug dependency.
WYSLM if I said without shame or remorse that I am happy the people have spoken?

It would be hard I suppose but I try to remain neutral in these matters

WYSLM if I climbed the big wall that might be built between you'all and us Canucks?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

It would be hard I suppose but I try to remain neutral in these matters

WYSLM if I climbed the big wall that might be built between you'all and us Canucks?

you bet...just don't fall as I don't make much of a catcher.
wyslm if I ate all the supper and there wasn't any left for you when you stopped by the house?

 

[Tery]

Sure. I'm pretty good at wrangling stuff up into a meal when I need to

wyslm if I sat around the house all day watching cartoons?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Sure. I'm pretty good at wrangling stuff up into a meal when I need to

wyslm if I sat around the house all day watching cartoons?

yes...what channel? I miss the Bugs...Foghorn...Yosemite Sam. Sylvester...Wilie E
wyslm if I used the cap on your pen to pick at my ear-wax?

 

[Neesy]

Sure. I'm pretty good at wrangling stuff up into a meal when I need to

wyslm if I sat around the house all day watching cartoons?

Yes - sometimes the Bugs Bunny ones can be quite amusing

WYSLM if I inquired about the status of my account and the easy payment plan?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes - sometimes the Bugs Bunny ones can be quite amusing

WYSLM if I inquired about the status of my account and the easy payment plan?

yes, but not until you sign deese papers! (sorry, got Cheech & Chong on the mind...sign the papers! old man!)
wyslm if every morning when you woke and you looked out you saw me...skipping down the sidewalk in my Bare Naked briefs from Duluth Trading Company?

 

[Neesy]

yes, but not until you sign deese papers! (sorry, got Cheech & Chong on the mind...sign the papers! old man!)
wyslm if every morning when you woke and you looked out you saw me...skipping down the sidewalk in my Bare Naked briefs from Duluth Trading Company?

I'm at a loss for words so I will just post a nice pic behind a spoiler:

Spoiler: Buck Naked

WYSLM if I drank a shot of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum while eating my apple crisp?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I'm at a loss for words so I will just post a nice pic behind a spoiler:

Spoiler: Buck Naked

WYSLM if I drank a shot of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum while eating my apple crisp?

aye, Captain, and would you be wanting me to swab down the mizzen-decks 'bout now?
wyslm if I tripped over your asparagus and took out half a row of peas upon landing?

 

[Neesy]

aye, Captain, and would you be wanting me to swab down the mizzen-decks 'bout now?
wyslm if I tripped over your asparagus and took out half a row of peas upon landing?

As long as you did not get "pea" on your pants, then yes - sure I would ☺
WYSLM if I insisted on charging up my itty bitty book light before bed?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

As long as you did not get "pea" on your pants, then yes - sure I would ☺
WYSLM if I insisted on charging up my itty bitty book light before bed?

yeah, I'm open to new experiences.
wyslm if I made an inappropriate request?

 

[Neesy]

yeah, I'm open to new experiences.
wyslm if I made an inappropriate request?

Sure - I like smacking people - it's fun!

WYSLM if I told you I broke my moral compass?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Sure - I like smacking people - it's fun!

WYSLM if I told you I broke my moral compass?

yeah, we're good, they moved moral north, anyway.
wyslm if I washed my socks on your washboard abs?

 

[Neesy]

yeah, we're good, they moved moral north, anyway.
wyslm if I washed my socks on your washboard abs?

Okay - just don't hang your stockings and garters over the shower curtain

WYSLM if I did not know who Mildred Pierce is?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Okay - just don't hang your stockings and garters over the shower curtain

WYSLM if I did not know who Mildred Pierce is?

yes, you bet, I'm unappreciative of Yeats so we're good to go.
wyslm if you lost a part of your ear when you accompanied me on that company realignment?

 

[Neesy]

yes, you bet, I'm unappreciative of Yeats so we're good to go.
wyslm if you lost a part of your ear when you accompanied me on that company realignment?

Wow - I guess so - it's amazing what reconstructive surgery can do these days

WYSLM if I bought some Halal chicken wings at Superstore even if I didn't know what it meant?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Wow - I guess so - it's amazing what reconstructive surgery can do these days

WYSLM if I bought some Halal chicken wings at Superstore even if I didn't know what it meant?

yeah, we're good, I don't what Superstore means, either.
wyslm if I mixed a large amount of undocumented chicken in with your wings?

 

[Neesy]

yeah, we're good, I don't what Superstore means, either.
wyslm if I mixed a large amount of undocumented chicken in with your wings?

As long as you do the cooking and cleaning up afterwards we're good to go!

WYSLM if I became a bit forgetful in my old age?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

As long as you do the cooking and cleaning up afterwards we're good to go!

WYSLM if I became a bit forgetful in my old age?

you bet, that's one way to get off probation.
wyslm if I rotated all of the pillows in your house?

 

[Neesy]

you bet, that's one way to get off probation.
wyslm if I rotated all of the pillows in your house?

Oh yes - that would be great! (hides the spilled popcorn marks)

WYSLM if I said I had a headache?