Word Game - Wyslm?

[blunthead]

yes, they need it knot.

WUSLM if I wanted the truth?

 

[KINGSMAN129]

YES, which truth?
WYSLM if I SPIT on your GRAVE?

 

[blunthead]

yes, there is only love in the grave. Well, there's a stink, too.

WUSLM firsthand?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, there is only love in the grave. Well, there's a stink, too.
WUSLM firsthand?

you bet...but that is secondhand news.
wyslm if I entered the Bush League?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but I think that's hereditary.

WUSLM if I had no money?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, but I think that's hereditary.
WUSLM if I had no money?

you bet...we can set up on the corner and sing, I ain't got no money! cardboard box on the curb.
wyslm if I neglected to cut my toenails for four years?

 

[blunthead]

yes, as long as you neglect something.

WUSLM if I busted my a$$ for no reason?

 

[Neesy]

Yes, we specialize in fixing busted a$$es at the No Frills Plastic Surgery Clinic

WYSLM if I lazed around the house in my PJs on a Sunday in spring?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes, we specialize in fixing busted a$$es at the No Frills Plastic Surgery Clinic
WYSLM if I lazed around the house in my PJs on a Sunday in spring?

you bet...sounds like a perfect opportunity to swing by and demonstrate the benefits of the Woodrow Wilson Elite Power-Sucking Vacuum.
wyslm is I accidentally vacuumed a patch of your rug down to bare, dense, fabric?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but you'll owe me a toupee.

WUSLM if I was only a reflection?

 

[Neesy]

yes as you will be a reflection of all things good

WYSLM if I whipped off your toupee?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but save some whipped cream for me.

WUSLM by myself?

 

[Neesy]

yes, all by yourself, no spectators allowed

WYSLM if a nursed a grudge?

 

[blunthead]

yes, in fact you could one as a pet.

WUSLM if I adopted an alligator?

 

[Neesy]

Yes - it cuts back on trespassers if you keep it in the pond out back

WYSLM if I drank mouthwash?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes - it cuts back on trespassers if you keep it in the pond out back
WYSLM if I drank mouthwash?

I'd be tickled pink...I drank some at the dentist...by mistake, but it all came out in the end!
wyslm if I shoveled my bank of snow into the street in a frenzy of activity, slushy snow & spittle flinging road-ward with each movement?

 

[Neesy]

Oh sure - I'll grab a spare shovel and we'll go at it together

WYSLM if I ate all your Philadelphia cream cheese?

 

[Kitten]

Yes. I've got some jalapenos and bacon. We could make bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers! yum!

WYSLM if my car was always running on empty?

 

[Neesy]

yes I would - you drive me to drink! (I'll pay for the gas)

WYSLM if I had to use every restroom along the way?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes I would - you drive me to drink! (I'll pay for the gas)
WYSLM if I had to use every restroom along the way?

all the more reason to stop...so I can look in the stalls and gather graffiti!
wyslm if I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket?