Word Game - Wyslm?

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes, but who is Ron?
wyslm if I had kitten ears?

you bet! I'll get out my Mouseketeer ears and you can chase me.
wyslm if I told you I'm draggin'...that there are skid-marks on the carpet?

 

[Neesy]

Yes - so your ass

is a dragon ???

WYSLM if I made egg noodles because there was no macaroni?

 

[blunthead]

yes, just hard boil them first, please.

WUSLM in Mexico?

 

[Neesy]

Oh yeah - we could go to the swim up bar

WYSLM if I threw you in the Caribbean Sea?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I like being thrown away by women.

WUSLM if I was a monkey?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, I like being thrown away by women.
WUSLM if I was a monkey?

was? I thought the operative word here would be is? but yop!
wyslm if I had no bananas?

 

[blunthead]

was? I thought the operative word here would be is? but yop!
wyslm if I had no bananas?

yes, you have no.

WUSLM if I spread heebie-jeebies to you?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, you have no.
WUSLM if I spread heebie-jeebies to you?

looks like a job for my Darvon Invisible Shield!...so yes, go ahead and scratch!
wyslm if I drove right past your house, remembered a block or two away, but kept going?

 

[blunthead]

yes, you were going in that direction anyway.

WUSLM if because of me you didn't graduate?

 

[Neesy]

Yes - after I bailed you out of jail for the bomb scare

WYSLM if I smelt of elderberries?

 

[blunthead]

yes, and if your mother was hamster, too!

WUSLM if I didn't like the Red Sox?

 

[Neesy]

Red socks are okay, but I like the Christmas ones with the reindeers on 'em

WYSLM if I ate beef jerky for breakfast?

 

[blunthead]

yes, more bacon for me!

WUSLM if I drifted out to sea?

 

[Neesy]

You but - I would call the Search and Rescue Techs

WYSLM if I I did not read that letter to the detective on the web site?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but don't look at me when you fail the Jack the Ripper test.

WUSLM if I misunderstood the whole thing?

 

[Neesy]

Join the club - I don't nuthin' bout no Jack Ripper dude, man

WYSLM if I said "We can work it out"?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but I'd still prefer to call the proctologist.

WUSLM if there was no bacon?

 

[Neesy]

Oh dear - yes, so we'll eat sausage instead

WYSLM if I was just checking out Stephen King on FB?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but it's not him.

WUSLM if I told you the truth you didn't want to hear?

 

[Kitten]

yes, I'll just wiggle my ears.
WYSLM if I tickled your toes?