Worst directors ever?

[Connor B]

Here's my list:

James Glickenhaus
Sidney J. Furie
Garry Marshall
Steven Seagal
Uwe Boll
Claudio Fragasso
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg
Ulli Lommel
Sean McNamara
Whoever directed Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Josh Trank

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Connor B]

Dishonorable mention goes to John Derek.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

Michael Bay

M Night Shamaian

Whoever directed Jaws III

Whoever directed The Blair Witch Project

 

[AchtungBaby]

When considering King adaptations, I have to go with Mick Garris. Which I hate to say, since he seems like such a nice guy.

 

[skimom2]

Too hard to try to name obscure B-movie directors who suck--there are just too many.

May I do overrated directors?
Steven Spielberg-technically proficient, but soulless.
Ti West- Hipster horror schlock master.

 

[CYRUS]

And nobody mentioned the great Ed Wood? He gave us such Tour de force classics as Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space.

And what about Colman Francis ? He directed what be Tor Johnson greatest film The Beast of Yucca Flats . Tor Johnson Turned in his greatest acting performance and what happened? Neither of them got so much a mention on oscar night.

 

[Connor B]

And nobody mentioned the great Ed Wood? He gave us such Tour de force classics as Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space.

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF ED WOOD.

 

[ServantThirteen]

Michael Bay

M Night Shamaian

Whoever directed Jaws III

Whoever directed The Blair Witch Project

Will have to agree on Shamalan....he has butchered so many movies.

 

[CYRUS]

Will have to agree on Shamalan....he has butchered so many movies.

I would like to see M Night Shamalan and Michael Bay do a film together .

 

[ghost19]

I would like to see M Night Shamalan and Michael Bay do a film together .

Maybe all the planet's trees get mad at humans, team up with the Decepticons, set the planet on fire, but then realize the Autobots were just dreaming the whole time....

 

[GNTLGNT]

Maybe all planet's trees get mad at humans, team up with the Decepticons, set the planet on fire, but then realize the Autobots were just dreaming the whole time....

....outstanding brah!!!!....and it all happens in a cornfield....

 

[ghost19]

....outstanding brah!!!!....and it all happens in a cornfield....

Dammit! I knew I forgot something....we better go ahead and blow up the cornfield while we're at it if we're using a Bay script..lol

 

[GNTLGNT]

Dammit! I knew I forgot something....we better go ahead and blow up the cornfield while we're at it if we're using a Bay script..lol

....and Megan Fox is the alien!....

 

[ghost19]

....and Megan Fox is the alien!....

I think we just thought up a blockbuster...

 

[Connor B]

I think we just thought up a blockbuster...

You've got to have helicopters flying against the rising/setting sun.

 

[GNTLGNT]

You've got to have helicopters flying against the rising/setting sun.

....genius!!!....

 

[Connor B]

Maybe I'm too hard on Sidney J. Furie. I might remove him from my initial post, as he has made halfway decent and even good movies. He's even been mentioned by the likes of Scorsese.

 

[CYRUS]

I think we just thought up a blockbuster...

Transformers Unbreakable.

 

[Connor B]

Transformers Unbreakable.

I have broken a few Transformers toys in my childhood.