A job where they pay you to write 8 hours a day plus benefits--what could be more perfect? Half the writing team had been there 10 plus years, so I thought this was it--this was to be my retirement job. But eight months in...and I've been terminated.
I couldn't dot the I's and cross the T's to their satisfaction, and the harder I tried, the more I failed. Word on the street about that department was they hired too many people and they were just whittling down to their core cronies who have been there forever.
When I think about it, it makes me feel sad, angry and bitter, not to mention humiliated that I couldn't master becoming the cookie cutter writer they wanted me to be.
My 30+ years as a member of the Baha'i Faith has helped me re-frame this event in the context of spiritual growth. Life is a soul school, my friends and everything (the good, the bad and the ugly) can teach us something if we but look for the lesson.
This job taught me that I can literally stand for 8 hours every day and write. (I was the only one in the place who rigged my desk so I could stand and write--it helped me stay alert and lose 25 pounds). It taught me to proofread and proofread and proofread some more (something I never did very well). This job eliminated my fear of commas--Say Amen!
Working this job made me realize, try as I might, I am not cut out for this kind of work--the letter of the law, instead the spirit. I have never been able to focus on the minutiae of most of the jobs I have ever had and eventually got fired--this last one is no different.
I was wallowing in this consistent failure day before yesterday while eating my weight in chips and watching Rachel Ray. She had some comedian on who said he was in comedy because he sucked at everything else. You and me both, buddy, I thought.
The only thing I'm good at is stories--I'm a storyteller. I see stories where no one sees anything. I took a bunch of creativity tests online the last couple of days and always scored in the "creative genius" category. Am I creative genius? Nah, but it made me feel a less of a total loser.
I remember reading a essay in the New Yorker a few years ago that had famous writers telling about getting fired from jobs. Mr. King told the story where he was on a road crew and after he got fired, went around stealing orange cones all over town. Joyce Carol Oats talked about working as a cashier at a diner and how she was too slow.
We see writers as some big egos who are somehow destined for greatness but maybe they just realized they sucked at everything else except writing and decided there was no other option for them.
I am deciding there is no other option for me. I have to write. I HAVE TO WRITE, DAMMIT! I have to put on my big girl writer panties, stand there and write my stories--the good, the bad and the ugly because I have nothing left.
It's nice to be back here, guys. Sorry, I've been gone so long.
I couldn't dot the I's and cross the T's to their satisfaction, and the harder I tried, the more I failed. Word on the street about that department was they hired too many people and they were just whittling down to their core cronies who have been there forever.
When I think about it, it makes me feel sad, angry and bitter, not to mention humiliated that I couldn't master becoming the cookie cutter writer they wanted me to be.
My 30+ years as a member of the Baha'i Faith has helped me re-frame this event in the context of spiritual growth. Life is a soul school, my friends and everything (the good, the bad and the ugly) can teach us something if we but look for the lesson.
This job taught me that I can literally stand for 8 hours every day and write. (I was the only one in the place who rigged my desk so I could stand and write--it helped me stay alert and lose 25 pounds). It taught me to proofread and proofread and proofread some more (something I never did very well). This job eliminated my fear of commas--Say Amen!
Working this job made me realize, try as I might, I am not cut out for this kind of work--the letter of the law, instead the spirit. I have never been able to focus on the minutiae of most of the jobs I have ever had and eventually got fired--this last one is no different.
I was wallowing in this consistent failure day before yesterday while eating my weight in chips and watching Rachel Ray. She had some comedian on who said he was in comedy because he sucked at everything else. You and me both, buddy, I thought.
The only thing I'm good at is stories--I'm a storyteller. I see stories where no one sees anything. I took a bunch of creativity tests online the last couple of days and always scored in the "creative genius" category. Am I creative genius? Nah, but it made me feel a less of a total loser.
I remember reading a essay in the New Yorker a few years ago that had famous writers telling about getting fired from jobs. Mr. King told the story where he was on a road crew and after he got fired, went around stealing orange cones all over town. Joyce Carol Oats talked about working as a cashier at a diner and how she was too slow.
We see writers as some big egos who are somehow destined for greatness but maybe they just realized they sucked at everything else except writing and decided there was no other option for them.
I am deciding there is no other option for me. I have to write. I HAVE TO WRITE, DAMMIT! I have to put on my big girl writer panties, stand there and write my stories--the good, the bad and the ugly because I have nothing left.
It's nice to be back here, guys. Sorry, I've been gone so long.
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