You are a Stephen King Constant Reader If ...
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Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Wow - you ARE a serious collector!
You see a red nose on the front of a truck and think "NOOOO! NOT PENNYWISE" instead of "Ahh Rudolph, how Cute.."
True Story.. Happened this Morning on the way home.
True Story.. Happened this Morning on the way home.
If you avoid drains like the plague.
If you commonly use the phrase, "Beep-Beep Richie", substituting "Richie" with whomever you are talking to.
If you insist the real Jack Torrance wielded a roque mallet, not an axe.
and Danny did not have a silly crooked finger talking
If the name Winston Churchill summons images of feral, zombie cats before the great man himself.
You are a SKCR if you search for other fans on the internet to talk about his books.
If you keep dreaming King will stop by for a visit.
Oh nooooo, I'd have to have prior warning... I'd need to make sure I had tea instead of coffee, that all of my Koontz books were put to the back of the shelves and that my Twilight (yeah right...) series was helping to prop up the
whatever!) books.I'd have to spring clean this God Awful Place (had to be there...) dust off my Harley in preparation... yes Stephen, I will take you pillion to see Tolkien's world first hand.
First I'd have to bake cheesecake for Marsha, (if Steve turns up without you, he will by God be turning his ass right around) and put on a hidden pot of coffee... my house Stephen, my rules. *shivers*
Of course, my first move will probably be to... wake up.
Sorry that was a great Dream. I would try to sleep more.Oh nooooo, I'd have to have prior warning... I'd need to make sure I had tea instead of coffee, that all of my Koontz books were put to the back of the shelves and that my Twilight (yeah right...) series was helping to prop up thecoffeetea table along with my 50 Shades (
I'd have to spring clean this God Awful Place (had to be there...) dust off my Harley in preparation... yes Stephen, I will take you pillion to see Tolkien's world first hand.
First I'd have to bake cheesecake for Marsha, (if Steve turns up without you, he will by God be turning his ass right around) and put on a hidden pot of coffee... my house Stephen, my rules. *shivers*
Of course, my first move will probably be to... wake up.
i so know that feeling....
You read his books
and get grossed out
or look directly into a drain....
I was just wondering yesterday when I saw the commercial again...I know it's just murder backwards but that was HIS idea, is he getting paid? Did he at least approve? Did they have the decency to ask?? Because now I'm thinking about Stephen King and instead of watching your show now I'd kind of rather read.....
You know you're a constant reader when you have to tell your librarian that Stephen King wrote The Shining and YES, it is on audio. And you finally get it ordered through a loan program and they call you to say you can pick it up and you go and the librarian ordered CARRIE on audio for you instead and you want to kick her carcass into the middle of a snowy hedge maze and leave her there.
I can't wait for the sequel...! Is it called "Doctor Girl-I'm-Going-To-Seriously-@$&@-You-Up"?